wow, where do i start. upper arlington is strait out of the 1850's but with less permiscuous sex. there hasnt been a confirmed blow job given there since 1912; and that one is still debatable. they often feud with grandview (the columbus equivalent of the kurds) over who has less n's. young life and lacrosse are required by ALL upper arlington citizens. rebellious upper arlington females often traverse over to dublin to mate with real alpha males.

Suburb of northwest Columbus, Ohio. Originally founded as a commercial real estate enterprise. The city of Upper Arlington has distinguished itself with it's ability to house conservative, successful, and wealthy families in the face of overwhelming foreign immigration to the region. Boasting effective leadership, the city has maintained a barrier between successful and non-successful people since 1918.

Located near downtown Columbus, Ohio, it is a small suburban city filled mostly with middle-upper class white families. It has one high school, naturally named Upper Arlington High School. The city draws much jealousy from the surrounding suburbs such as HIlliard, Dublin, Worthington, etc. because of the economic success of the families residing in UA. ANother thing that draws jealousy from the other suburbs is that Upper ARlington High School consistently and continually rapes other high schools at sports such as Lacrosse, Football, Swimming, Water Polo, Hockey etc. It's 100+ Div. 1 state championships are a record in Ohio high schools, and therefore cats from across the scioto and olentangy rivers whine and try to insult UA.
Also has the lowest percentage of anorexic girls in central Ohio

Upper Arlington is a suburban community located in Northwest Central Ohio. UA is community dominated by upper class, preppy, arrogant, white people. (but not as preppy as Dublin.) There is one high school in UA, and it's appropiately named Upper Arlington High School. They are quite proud of there 100+ state championships, but a person who doesn't have their head up their ass will tell you that more than half of the championships are in tennis and the only reason UA has displayed such dominance in tennis is because all kids there have practically been raised on country clubs. Their success in golf can also be accredited to this.
The kids who go to UAHS are notorious for being arrogant meat heads who have nothing else better to do than hit the weight room and check scorecenter on the 64G iTouches. It is also well known that if in any competitve activity a UA kid will threaten to hurt you, but outside of it they will merely whimper and go sit over by their parents.

For what UA lacks in minorites, middle class families, and modest athletes, they sure do make up for in in Lax Bros. Most are pot heads but since their parents are all lawyers or judges they get around these situations farily easily.
Alll in all, UA is not a community for someone who wants to live a real life with people of differnt race, social class, etc. If you want to live in a town where high school sports arent everyones biggets prioity, live in Worthington.

Some kid literally masturbated in the middle of the school out in the wide open for everyone to see.

Where do i start:

So there's this kid named Charlie. hes a very unique looking specimen. he gets all the ladies (or at least he thinks). Has 0 rizz. His dad looks like a toe.

Umm German exchange students smoked weed in the main bathrooms and the dumbass people that go to ua made a whole big mosh pit of people around the bathrooms while the egg head principle stood there like the NPC he is.

Ryan aka the biggest bowling ball. I dont know how bro would sometimes walk down the stairs and not fall. Most times he takes the elevator and i dont know how it supported his fat ass.

There's a big bitch there that wears the same outfit every single day. like she is def smelly 😷

Honorable Mentions of ua:
Rankin - walks like he is wearing a buttplug constantly
Cmerr38 - looks like a sardine from spongebob, liked posts on instagram are naked girls and porn (two black guys and one white girl)
Bella - slut of ua, makes everyone want to kill themselves

if you go to ua and see this no you didn't

all the kids that go to upper arlington smoke pot. you will not meet a single kid there that doesn’t smoke weed or get drunk everyday. it’s extremely common to find people crossed there as well. the kids that go there are rich as hell and they know it too. they walk around with sticks up their asses and if you tell them otherwise they will act tough at first but will then run and cry to their mommy your lucky if you meet a nice person from upper arlington high school