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varnish

1. (adj) To be inebriated or drunk to within an inch of your life; A good night2. (adj) To be fucked over

Varnished

by Onesillyguy on Feb 24, 2010 01:12:42

When unexpected, unwelcome company invites themselves along, and overstays their welcome, oblivious to the fact that they weren't welcome in the first place.

Example:
We went out to a nice dinner and got varnished. He sat with us the whole time, telling us boring stories.

varnished

by donkey munt on Jan 30, 2018 16:54:14

another word for posh or upper class

Example:
jess: whoah chamberlain you are so fucking varnished its insane
chaimberlain: i do not need your unnessecary opinions thank you very much.

Varnish

by Jawn Wayne, Duke of Moot on Oct 31, 2009 03:25:25

another word for cocksucker, because they polish wood

Example:
that chick polish's so much wood we nicknamed her varnish

Varnish

by Hank12121 on Jun 13, 2008 10:22:00

To vanish to somewhere everyone knows you're at. So you dissapear but people have knowledge of knowing where you are.

Example:
"He varnished, but returned shortly...unlike waldo"

male varnish

by Luke Fryer on Aug 06, 2008 10:23:09

Nail varnish for for "blokes", works well with a touch of guyliner

Example:
"hah! look at that metrosexual with his male varnish n'all"

Varnishing the O

by Rowl2000 on Apr 19, 2009 16:27:50

1. Licking the anus
2. Pleasuring oneself whilst being female
3. Lubing up
4. Literally varnishing a big O which has fallen of the front of a shop and is now serving as an ornament in a gentleman's apartment.
5. Other sexually euphemisms of the readers choosing.

Example:
I hope the police don't see me Varnishing the O in the garden this summer, hopefully they won't recognise it if they do!

Varnishing the Barn

by BigJustice on Apr 17, 2009 09:34:01

A sexual euphemism for masturbation. Similar to flogging the dolphin, choking the chicken, etc.

Example:
My BAC was higher than .08 because I had been at home, varnishing the barn

Wood Varnish

by Eaton Holgoode on May 19, 2015 00:57:27

A shiny cock and ball sack after receiving an exceptionally wet and slobbery blow job. Usually requires wipe up with doddle rag, sock or towel.

Example:
Roger's girlfriend gives the wettest, sloppiest head. It always leaves him dripping with Wood Varnish.

varnished monkey

by Jamie Douglas on Sep 07, 2006 00:22:58

Someones who's really vain and makes an unecessary effort with their appearance e.g. a well oiled, beautifully bronzed sunbather at a tourist resort, or a cool kid with too much gel in their hair. The phrase was first used in german (lackierter Affe), and is a lovely description of that loathsome type of person.

Example:
Arnie: "Check out my beautifully oiled biceps"
Sally: "Wow! You're a real varnished monkey!"

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