flogging the dolphin
Beating the meat. exorcising the bishop. giving a handshake to russel the love mussel. pleasuring one's self.flogging the dolphin
Example:
Dude, honestly. I've been sitting here all day thinking about flogging the dolphin. But, there's no lotion. Fuck!
Dude, honestly. I've been sitting here all day thinking about flogging the dolphin. But, there's no lotion. Fuck!
Flog the Dolphin
Flogging the dolphin
Example:
Hey, how did your date go last night?
It didn't. I was stood up, so I ended up staying home and flogging the dolphin.
Hey, how did your date go last night?
It didn't. I was stood up, so I ended up staying home and flogging the dolphin.
Flog the Dolphin
Term for masturbation; used in the movie "There's Something About Mary" by "Woogie/Dom" in reference to Ben Stiller's lack of beating off
Example:
You choke the chicken before any big date, don't you? Tell me you spank the monkey before any big date. Oh my God, he doesn't flog the dolphin before a big date. Are you crazy? That's like going out there with a loaded gun!
You choke the chicken before any big date, don't you? Tell me you spank the monkey before any big date. Oh my God, he doesn't flog the dolphin before a big date. Are you crazy? That's like going out there with a loaded gun!
Flog the Dolphin
1. verb
To beat savagely a mammalious aquatic creature (dolphin) with a rod or other blunt instrument
2. Flogging the dolphin
Masturbation
To beat savagely a mammalious aquatic creature (dolphin) with a rod or other blunt instrument
2. Flogging the dolphin
Masturbation
Example:
1. "I'm going to go out back and flog the dolphin."
2 "I'm going to go out back and flog the dolphin."
1. "I'm going to go out back and flog the dolphin."
2 "I'm going to go out back and flog the dolphin."
Flog the dolphin
Example:
Joshs wife wouldn't give him sex in the morning so when she was in the shower he decided to flog the dolphin.
Joshs wife wouldn't give him sex in the morning so when she was in the shower he decided to flog the dolphin.
flogging the dolphin.
expression used to discribe masterbationary terms in a more polite term. useage mostly in canada, and other polite countries. not often used in the united states.