vokda

A mixture of hard liquor (usually vodka, sometimes whiskey), mountain dew, cough syrup, and urine, popular among teenagers in Eastern Europe at parties.Originally referred to a mixture of vodka and urine, usually made accidentally as the result of the 'brewer' being so drunk that they lose bladder control. Some other drunks found that the mixture didn't taste all that bad, and it was popular with the homeless of the Soviet Union. Mountain Dew and cough syrup were first added in Poland around 2010, mimicking "Lean" in the United States.



VOKDA
The absolute purest form of vodka using a filtration method once utilized and enjoyed by Vikings in ancient times. Brought back to life and used today only by one RTD brand "VIP Hard Seltzer". Only one brand has been able to reformulate and craft this unique method using the same glacier water of those in past times; whilst embracing the rich tones that a lava and charcoal filtration that nature provides to this spirit "Vokda".
Example:
"My first ever sample of Vokda and I can honestly say I will never drink Vodka again"


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