walmarting

Going to a large retail outlet with the specific intention of watching or recording acts of domestic violence or child-beatery in the aisles. Done for amusement in most cases, although walmarting for research purposes is not unheard of.



Walmart
A store where you can buy a shot gun, ammunition, a ski mask, a baseball bat, a meat cleaver and a chainsaw, but you can't buy a CD that has a "Parental Advisory" sticker.
Example:
The local 3-generation mom & pop store was run out of town by Walmart.


Walmartized
cd's usually rap or hip-hop that have been censored to remove profanity or other objectionable material
Example:
Whenever I buy a cd I always make sure its got the parental warning label on it , I don't want anything thats been Walmartized


Walmart
A store widely criticized for its practice of crushing local businesses and for its questionable employment practices.

The only way to destroy a Walmart is to destroy its heart which is found somewhere near the television department
Example:
Mr. Garrison: Boys, you did it! You killed the Wall*Mart!
Gerald: How did you do it, Kyle?
Kyle: All Wall*Marts start a self-destruction sequence if you break a mirror in the back.

(Taken from South Park's Walmart spoof "Something Wall-Mart comes this way".)


walmart
The only store that has the same person both greeting you when you enter, and then checkin your bags to make sure you didn't steal anything, when you leave.


Walmarting
Walmarting is what all your friends know you did, but never actually saw you do. Walmarting is an alleged sexual interaction that others suspect happened or will happen due to viable circumstance.
Example:
Jason and Ashley disappeared from the party together, they were probably walmarting.


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