warning shots

The release of several small farts warning that a turd is on it's way.



Warning Shot
1. The firing off of a shot from a gun to warn someone you are about to kill them.
Best used when aimed at the head.
Example:
... and he did it again so I got the shotgun off the wall and fired off 2 warning shots... in his head


Warning Shot
When you are doing a girl doggie style and you are about to jizz on her back, you pull out and aim high for your first rope. This will sail over her head and serves as notice that there is a sticky load headed her way.
Example:
Girlfriend: Did you get some in my hair?
Guy: No baby it cleared. It was a warning shot


Warning Shots
First twitches of the male orgasm. Purposely subdued in an attempt to prevent a full orgasm and prolong the experience. May or may not produce ejaculate.
Example:
"When you're getting close you pull out. Sometimes you can stop the warning shots and you can go at it again and then finish up."


A Japanese Warning Shot
A shot said to be a warning shot but instead hits it's intended target the first time.

"Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds." -J. Robert Oppenheimer

"The only use for an atomic bomb is to keep somebody else from using one." - George Wald

"The 20th century was a test bed for big ideas - fascism, communism, the atomic bomb." -P. J. O'Rourke
Example:
Harry S. Truman: How are we gonna deal with these Japs?
Albert Einstein: Give 'em the Japanese Warning Shot.
Harry S. Truman: What's that?
Albert Einstein: Check what I just posted on Urban Dictionary fam.
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Land Owner: Got all these idiets stealin stuff from my land
Friend: Just give 'em A Japanese Warning Shot.
Land Owner: *proceeds to shoot the stealing 'idiets'*


Warning shot over the bow
When a lady is giving her man a handjob or blowjob and the pressure has built and the first blast of jizz shoots up over her head, possibly into her hair. It is quite similar to the naval maneuver where one ship intentionally shoots high and beyond another ship as a warning that they are well within firing range and bad things will happen if proper action is not taken. In our case, though, it is a warning to the lady that she better hurry and point that babymaker in the direction she wants the rest of the jizz to go whether it's her mouth, tits, face (NOT THE EYES!!!)
Example:
Suddenly, a blast of cum shot up toward Jane's face. She flinched and the thick stream shot just over her forehead and dropped in Jane's hair from front to back like a pearly river. Recognizing this as a warning shot over the bow, Jane wanted to protect her eyes so she quickly put her mouth over Doug's cock. She soon realized it was too much to handle as every contraction from Doug sent another stream into her mouth and soon it poured down her chin and all over her succulent breasts. By the time his orgasm had ended Jane was plastered with the thick goo. It was very evident to Jane that Doug hadn't been with a woman in a while.


One finger warning shot
A way off keeping your sunburned friends in check, by slapping their burn with one finger.
Example:
Dan: my sunburn hurts so bad

Steve: quit complaining about it

Dan: It hurts really bad (continues complaining)

(Steve smacks Dan's sunburn with one finger)

Dan: Why did you do that?
Steve: you wouldn't shut up, next time it will be my whole hand. Not just a one finger warning shot.


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