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The Turnip

A satirical news paper written and produced at and about Ball State University.

Turnipped

by Joshictionary on Sep 20, 2018 06:32:14

When a silly fucker puts a turnip in his or someone elses asshole. The turnip may or may not contain the skin.

Example:
Brett and Ken Turnipped each others assholes after a romantic evening of salsa dancing

Turniping

by Grzmit on Feb 20, 2021 03:34:44

Turniping is when you are really cute and adorable (and sometimes clumsy), and everyone loves you.

Example:
Person 1: "Hey she was turniping earlier"
Person 2: "aww that must have been cute af haha"
Person 1: "It was"

Turnip

by Fionafiasco on May 10, 2008 08:02:15

A word used to described something stupid, boring, or just plain retarded. It can be used to call someone stupid.

Example:
"You know that kid in biology class? He's such a turnip."

turnip

by smartin on Sep 04, 2006 15:34:35

A vegetable of very limited intelligence. Like George W. Bush, only smarter - a turnip knows enough to keep its mouth shut. Bush is continually flapping his. You will rarely catch a turnip saying things like:

"I just want you to know that, when we talk about war, we're really talking about peace."

or

"I hope you leave here and walk out and say, 'What did he say?'"

When one turpin is insulting another turnip, he will call him a bush. It's all horticulture really when you think about it...

Example:
Wow, what a stupid thing to say. You are about as bright as a turnip.

turnip

by Texas Cowboy on Mar 23, 2005 14:16:56

a person in a permanent or persistent vegetative state or coma

Example:
Terri Schiavo, the brain-dead FL woman, was a turnip used for political advantage.

turnips

by caitlin12345 on Jan 07, 2008 14:05:02

alcohol.
see also "turniped," meaning drunk.

Example:
"You are not driving, you have had waay to many turnips."
"Dude I was soooo turniped last night, I don't remember anything."

turnip

by Sneakeh & Bollox on Aug 10, 2004 17:19:43

A person being extremely random.
Being random.
People are often being very turnip on the in-tar-web.
Changing subject to something different when talking.

Example:
Examples:
"I JUST ROLLED IN A PILE OF DONUTS"
"LOL I JUST STOLE MY NEIGHBOUR'S MAIL"

turnip

by Jack Byers on Feb 25, 2004 00:32:46

Function: noun
Etymology: probably from 1turn + neep; from the well-rounded root
1 a : either of two biennial herbs of the mustard family with thick edible roots: (1) : one (Brassica rapa rapifera) with usually flattened roots and leaves that are cooked as a vegetable (2) : RUTABAGA b : the root of a turnip
2 : a large pocket watch

Example:
I ate a turnip.

or

I looked at my turnip to tell the time.

Turnip

by The Turnt Gardener on Mar 21, 2014 18:46:47

(verb)
To get drunk (as in turn up) but not rage. To turn up in solitude, generally lamely.

Example:
"Wanna get a drink in the basement and play pong by ourselves?"

"Yeah, let's turnip!"

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