Wetzel
by Jwetz on Aug 07, 2014 11:14:25
An unanticipated split in a male's stream of urine occurring as a result of
excess semen in the
urethra produced in a previous
instance of masturbation or sex
Example:
Ex. 1) I was caught unawares by the magnitude of my Wetzel, leading to a disastrous
leakage of urine onto my
bathroom floor.
Ex. 2) I missed the toilet by several feet after experiencing a Wetzel
of epic proportions.
Wetzel
by Sajak on Feb 12, 2013 06:13:54
Wetzel
by chief hot sauce dick licker ma on Feb 23, 2010 08:38:57
Wetzel
by GTC member on Sep 10, 2015 08:31:57
A one legged killer gnome, who kills with his single red tap shoe. Its an old camper story.
A tale from the
Catskill Mountains. He also hexes people with hexzels. The
GTC is associated with him often.
Example:
Only the
GTC can
stop Wetzel!
wetzell
by iamthemothereffinmanzor on Jan 10, 2009 08:14:46
One who lacks
companions of his own age. Looking for acceptance, a
Wetzell will usually join a
masculant/homosexual sport and will be terrible at it.
Koe Wetzel
by T~$w@G on Jul 30, 2018 05:10:12
A man with a beautiful voice and great
cutoff jeans.
This man also drinks literally every day of his life.
Example:
Guy 1: Dude I wanna live a
carefree life
Guy 2: like
Koe Wetzel?
Guy 1: Hell yeah like Koe Fucking Wetzel!
Wetzel pretzel
by Afilthycasual on Nov 10, 2020 19:48:53
Pulling a Wetzel
by Pulling a Wetzel on Oct 30, 2018 23:46:34
Wetzels Pretzel
by Phat Willy and K-Money on May 07, 2011 07:46:40
An accidental sex-position that occurs when two people are beginning sexual intercourse and both individually try to begin with a different
sex position, resulting in a
miscommunication and a awkward
tangled mess, instead of sex.
Example:
Due to their
misfortunate lack of communication in the bedroom, Will and
Kristina found themselves in an totally awkward Wetzels Pretzel, instead of the hot, steamy intercourse that they both desired.