PSP

1. PlayStation Portable: Sony's Handheld PlayStatio-*battery dies*



PSP
A promising handheld manufactured by Sony which has fallen relatively short of expectations, due to numerous fundamental flaws and a lacklustre games catalogue. Beyond the slick, glossy look and expansive but half-baked media capabilities, lies a surface which attracts finger oils like an oxy pad and demands more care than a mentally-deficient infant, poor memory options with the outrageously expensive 'memory duo stick', a piss-poor battery life, which despite being dependent on how graphically intensive a game is, is still unacceptably low, and a software catalogue which comprises of a plethora of ports and rehashes.

Regardless, it has phenomenal technical capabilities and better titles are further down the line, such as Exit.

One of its trademark symbols is reflective of its functions, which include pictures, movies, music and most importantly, games. In addition, it has its own web browser and frequent firmware updates add various new features, such as support for different file formats.
Example:
Open-minded gamer: It's difficult for me to say a whole lot of positive things about the PSP at this moment in time, but eventually Sony will iron out these first-generation flaws and we'll see a better range of games.


PSP
short for playstation portable, it is a portable gaming system recently made by sony entertainment in an effort to sweep the legs of nintendo out from under them. at its release the psp said to play games, music, and movies on one system. initially the idea seemed good, but many people began to realize the fatal flaws that Sony had made, including it's proprietary UMD discs for games and movies, a short battery life, bad coding. but above all the biggest mistake for sony was that honestly all they had done recreate the laptop computer, which has done everything the PSP does for the last 3 years.
Example:
UMD's cost about the same as a DVD, but can only be used on the PSP, while the DVD can be used by anything with a dvd drive on it.
Sony released for mandatory firmware updates in the first six months to prevent hacking.
the best selling games for the playstation pointless have been racers or puzzle games.


PSP
A fairly expensive portable system. Can display near PS2 quality graphics, and also can play movies and store MP3s.
Basically, if you have the money to spend and want more than a game system, buy a PSP. If you have a smaller budget and want a game system, buy a Nintendo DS. Oh yeah, the PSP has less battery life than the DS. Also, Sony has such a fanbase that most people won't consider buying a DS, though it is (IMO) the better system. Damn Sony fanboys.
Example:
Someone: I bought a PSP!
Someone Else: I bought a DS!
Someone: DS sucks.
Someone Else: The DS rocks.
Someone: *sony fanboy rage*
Someone Else: F*** off.


PSP
A solid portable made by Sony to rival that of the Nintendo handheld monopoly. With many Nintendo fanboy's flaming it on this site, its easy to think its a peice of crap. Its not. Its a solid peice of equipment that is for the more mature gamer. Like hte Xbox equivenalant VS the gaemcube. Im not flaming Nintendo, nor Sony.

Pros:
Extreme graphics
Multimedia Functions
Great Games
Good Name Behind Them

Cons:
Low Battery Life (6-8 hours)
Expensive Memory Units
(i myself have 256mg. Card)
A Wealth Of Nintendo Fanboys Flaming It
Expensive Unit ($200-250)

(note: Im not trying to flame Nintendo or Sony, Im just saying NINTENDO FANBOYS SUCK)
Example:
Kid-Wow! You got a PSP?
Kid2- Yeah!
Kid- How is it?
Kid2- Good. I like it a lot
Nintendo Fanboy - Tat is teh suxxor!
God- I HATE CONSOLE FANBOYS!
*smites Nintendo Fanboy*
*gives Kid a cokie*
EVERYTHING IS NOW IN BALENCE


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