a lazy person; a party pooper.

A small town in Rhode Island where it appears that the majority of the population is comprised of unmarried women (usually *cough* "disabled" but unable to collect Disability) who have multiple children (usually disabled or have ADHD) by different fathers who are 1) abusive, 2) unable to perform honest work and support their children, 3) are in jail or prison. The educational system must be non-existent if you go by the poor spelling and lack of grammar posting and begging for money and things on a multitude of cyber-begging websites such as needyorgreedy.com, wishuponahero.com, cafemom.com and numerous other sites. The majority of the population is on some sort of public assistance and those that arent yet receiving government funding are "waiting for SSI to be approved for 1) their amusement park accident, 2) their "disability", 3) their child/rens "disability"... the list is endless. Oh, yes, they always end their scammy requests and remarks with the words "god bless".

A place where the girls are dirty but the water's dirtier. Half the population of Woonsocket has fins, because they are too stupid to know not to swim in Social Ocean. It's a place with a lil' general or a dunkin donuts on every corner, so the kids get fat quickly. Filled with a mostly welfare-riding population, Woonsocket is a great place to vacation, if you want to stay at one of our cheap motels/inns, where thousands of horny teenagers have slept with their fuck of the week's, and you'll most likely find a corpse or two under the bed. Come visit us, and you'll go home with a great souvenir - crabs!

A place where half of the kids wear no clothing and a large population the white kids think that they are black. Woonsocket = Asian central, they're everywhere. Woonsocket water will most likely be dirty, so if you live there, buy a filter. The kids who go there are forced to wear really ugly uniforms to public school. There is one hotel but everything is a gross inn.

But, woonsocket isn't all that bad like everyone says, yes, we do have a large population of people on welfare, but there's a majority of people not on it. Not ALL the kids are sluts, but you may find a few here and there. Woonsocket isn't that bad actually. If it was that bad, people wouldn't live there that live there now.

A place where every white kid thinks there either black or peurterican. Also a place that has Main Street where every 1960's hippy hangs out and take there burnt out asses to New York Weiner shop. Woonsocket is also a great place to get the hiv (HIV), Crabs, The Clap, Herpes, A Fat ass ugly Prostitute (mostly 50 year olds) and also where you can watch a mother jump into her daughters fight at the Middle School...

a place where you can get your crack, a hooker, and a gallon of milk at the same store. watch out you might find an abandon baby here and there. just leave it there, it probably has aids or a 12 year old mom

This is a place where if you dont show respect...you will get no respect. Yes there are alot of unprivileged people. Yes there are poor people. And yes ghetto folks as well. But people like that are everywhere. This town my be the last place people may want to visit but it does give birth to amazing and the realist people you will ever meet. Here is a tip...to the people that wrote those other comments about my town...that obviously arent from it. Respect above all is something you learn when from Woonsocket...something your parents didnt teach you.

Something you yell after you draw out a flush in Texas Hold 'Em when you know you're up against a tight player holding a set.

A pleasant substitution word for cursing.