telephonitis
A common disorder precipitated by the
overconsumption of alcohol causing the hammered sufferer to
reach out by phone to every last person in their
telephone contact list.
Telephonically
by BeccaMarieee on Nov 17, 2008 22:29:06
The Telephone
by ThePhoneHandler on Mar 24, 2017 12:25:47
When you put a
thumb in her butt and a
pinky in her vagina using one hand, keeping the middle
3 fingers in a fist.
telephone
by tofudragon on May 06, 2008 11:49:14
Example:
Guy 1: Dude, the funniest thing happened when I was talking on
the telephone yesterday.
Guy 2:
Telephone? Isn't that that
antiquated thing my grandma uses?
Telephone
by My Name Is George on Jul 11, 2011 15:01:22
What people used in the
1300's and before.
The telephone was often used by dinosaurs as a fetch toy.
Telephones are like cell phones, only 100 times worse because they are the primitive version. The first person to make a telephone was God's great grandfather.
telephoned
by Anonymous_Reader on Apr 03, 2017 13:11:03
Example:
"Non-factual statements such as paraphrases or
reported speech can become telephoned due to misinformed
spread of knowledge"
telephone
by butterfly4LOVE on Jan 18, 2009 15:48:40
a game children play when you describe an
item and each child in a line add to the description of that item to see how
outrageous it gets by the end, also what
nosey adults do with information to make someone look bad by adding untruthful information (exaggerating)
telephonical
by Anna Trikyon on Jul 30, 2008 20:59:30
telephones
by JoBanna239 on Sep 22, 2009 03:52:45
A plural
code name for African Americans. Used in place of the word nigers.
Telephones are often very loud, and always seem to be "
ringing" or to be overly enthusiastic. This term is most often used so when saying it, African Americans will not know what you are talking about.
Example:
Nick: "Yo check out those niggers over there making all that noise."
Joanna: " You
meen check out thoses telephones
ringing over there."
Sean: " I love telephones!"
telephone
by cunninglinguist on May 15, 2005 18:25:40
1) n. An antiquaited communication device with a handset for listening and speaking into, either directly connected by multi-strand wire or with a battery and
transmitter to a base receiver, either type also
tethered to the wall and connected to an external line out to the
ethernet or phone system.
2) n. The defining communication method of the 20th century, connecting people around the planet, and ending isolation anywhere in the world.
Example:
Grandma, tell us about how you use to have a phone that was
tied to the
wall that you couldn't take anywhere.