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headdesk

An expression of frustration meaning "hitting your head on a desk." (The *s signify an action.)

headdesk

by Dotted Line on Jul 15, 2005 11:26:16

When your head connects with your desk. Often used in online chat as an expression of frustration or disappointment.

Example:
Person 1: Does anyone know the webmaster's email address?
Person 2: Wutz a wbemastr???
Person 1: ....the person who designed this website...
Person 2: o.
Person 2: Wutz a email adress??
Person 1: ..........
Person 1: *headdesk*

headdesk

by matthew szwec on Aug 28, 2007 16:48:51

1. Unification of ones forehead with a computer desk as a means to vent frustration, often forceful.

2. An expression used in IM to express ones frustration.

Example:
1. Dammit! I hate you vista! Why doesn't this work! *headdesk*

2. 'I tried to log in 3 time, but the servers down *headdesk*'

headdesk

by hufwegufgweuygweugfuwegufweg on Jun 18, 2009 21:23:27

1) The act of head butting a desk/keyboard in frustration when something on the computer freezes/takes forever to load up/generally buggers up.

2) Also done in response to a person making a stupid comment.

3) Can be done when a person sneezes and throws their heads forward onto the desk... it has been done before *whistles innocently*

Also realted to facepalm

Example:
1) Person A: I think I will go play Tetris!"
*begins to play game*
*Person A is 1 point away from beating their high score*
*computer crashes*
Person A: "WHAT!? NO! YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME! WHY!?" *headdesk*

2) Person B: "Oh My God. It's stopped raining!"
Person C: *headdesk* "It stopped raining 30 minutes ago you idiot!"

3) Person C: "I think I'm going to sneeze"
*Person C sneezes and throws head forward*
*head connects with desk*

Headdesk

by Hunterjumperblonde on Mar 29, 2009 12:39:03

The action of slamming your head against a desk, wall, or other hard object because of complete misfortune. Related to facepalm.

Example:
The last day before Spring Break, when our teacher said we would have the next five days to complete our assignment I headdesked at the complete stupidity of our teacher.

Headdesk

by BitchandBastard on Oct 15, 2011 07:19:21

Similar to a facepalm, except much more severe. Refers to the action of banging your head against a desk or table.

Example:
Girl 1: So I accidentally fell out of a window today...
Girl 2: God you are SUCH a blond. *headdesk*

headdesk

by FahrmBoy on Oct 22, 2003 02:15:35

Slamming the forehead against the desk surface or keyboard repeatedly. Often followed by cursing at the monitor.

Example:
"Dammit, I give up!" *headdesk*

headdesk

by e on Feb 06, 2005 13:15:59

the act of banging one's head on a desk repeatedly.

Example:
that was lame. *headdesk*

headdesk

by dillmypeen on Mar 15, 2006 11:32:44

when your head and a desk meet

Example:
ouch i just headdesked that desk

headdesk

by Inappropriate English Major on Sep 22, 2008 21:48:04

Verb: The action of passing out at the office.

Example:
Nick: Dude, that meeting was brutal...
Mark: Oh man, I know, I totally headdesked an hour into it.
Nick: yeah, the partner saw you, too. good thing he almost headdesked or you'd be busted.

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