yardage

something that takes a long time



Yardage
A term used when attempting to sound well-versed in a sport you know nothing about - usually stated three times successively. In this context, Yardage as an arbitrary unit of measurement was coined by comedian and writer Dan Harmon (co-creator of Rick and Morty) during the Sports Corner segment of his Harmontown podcast.
Example:
Jeff: So Dan what do you think about the Steelers this season?
Dan: Jeff if I've said it before, I'll say it a thousand times. Yardage Yardage Yardage.

Jeff: The game was played today so what do you take away from the uh Falcons and the 49s.
Dan: Hate to sound like a broken record...yardage. You know? But you gotta keep that ball moving down the field.


short yardage package
A group of three or more women who weigh more than 250 pounds each. This a reference to American football where lighter offensive players are replaced by heavier ones to push the defense back to gain two or fewer yards. For example, two wide receivers and a slot back are replaced by a much heavier squad of two tight ends and a fullback.
Example:
"Did you see the short yardage package at the custard shop? Those three women could push the Raven's defense back six yards!"
"We better get to the all you can eat buffet before the Rushie and her two friends get there. That short yardage package will eat up everything"


yardage
1. A really hot guy. (or girl i guess)
2. Cool; Awesome; Rad; Sweet; Hot; Ect.
3. A hot body.
Example:
1. "Look at that nice yardage passing by"
2. "Those shoes you got are so yardage."
3. "Damn, look at that yardage!"


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