you don't say Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

you don't say

Used to express sarcasm when someone states the obvious, or states a fact that has been delivered like a second ago

you don't say!!

by ronnie1234 on Nov 06, 2010 04:43:40

literally speaking it is just another way of saying a very commonly and aptly used phrase "NO SHIT". it is when stating the blatant obvious and saying it as if it was just thought of on the spot. It is used to show distaste in a rather sarcastic and underhanded way and if said properly can be funny to no ends.

a master of this would be Christoffer!!

Example:
person 1- sir i dont think the bomb exploded
Person 2- what gave that away, the lack of noise? or the lack of mushroom? or the lack of the afterwave?
person3- it was the no mushroom for me.
person4- you don't say!!!

at an airport gate waiting to be let into the flight
Person 1- so dude we are going on gate number 15 rite?
person 2- oh yeah so lets join the queue for gate 15.
after reaching the near end of the line
person 3- i think we have reached our gate
person 1 and 2- You don't say!!

You don't say?

by IchigoFB on Oct 14, 2009 08:32:01

Really?

Example:
- Hey, did you hear? Jack got aids!
- You don't say?

You don't say?

by Definitiosis on Jan 07, 2013 04:06:18

An expression which appears in rage comics as a cartoonized version of Nicolas Cage. The phrase is a response to anything obvious and functions the same as "No shit, Sherlock" and "thank you captain obvious".

Example:
Some guy: I'll tell you a big fact.
Me: And... what is it?
That very guy: Stars don't blink! It's the atmosphere that makes stars look like if they blink!
Me: You don't say?

You don't have a say

by Hym Iam on Jun 23, 2025 21:29:35

In the outcome.

Example:
Hym "You don't have a say in the outcome."

you-don't-say-tality

by Tank Miller on Dec 05, 2024 00:26:17

Somebody who dies from a heart attack because the person who called 911 was a mime.

Example:
Sadly, Keith's Aunt Connie was yet another you-don't-say-tality, which is more evidence that you should see a cardiologist before visiting a boulangerie.

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