you kill

An alternative way to say 'you are too much'. The longer version is 'you kill me'. The use is for when your friends are being extra but you don't really care you say 'OMG you kill' and move on.



You Killed It
When that one idiot ruins a joke by overusing it to the point of it not being funny anymore.
Example:
"Did you wanna come in my office or yours?

"Haha, that's what she said!"

"Naw, dude. You killed it."


you killed it
"You killed it" is what one says to the other who puts an end to a funny joke.

People will be laughing at a certain joke, then someone will try to enhance the humour by adding a witty comment or something(see list below) to get more laughs albeit failing miserably and making the joke not funny anymore.

The most common ways to kill a joke are to tell the joke so often to the point it isn't funny anymore, or to attempt at enhancing the humour by displaying a sarcastic/witty comment, taking the joke literally or stating the obvious.
Example:
1. "Why'd the chicken cross the road?"

"Dude, cut it out! You killed it a long time ago, you told the joke so many times!"

2. "why'd the chicken cross the road?"

"to get to the other side"

"hahahahahahahhaah!"

"maybe the chicken needed to go to the bank!"

"(sigh), you killed it."

3. "What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew?"

"A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven!!!"

"Well why would anyone wanna put a Jew in an oven? They're humans too!"

"It's a joke dumbass, you killed it..."

4. "How do you get 4 fags to fit on one bar stool?"

"Turn it upside down."

"HAHAHAHHAHA!!!!! That's a good one eh?"

"Wow, sounds like they must've enjoyed it, huh?"

"You killed it again!"


You Kill It You Fill It
The concept of, upon an item such as a pot of coffee or bowl of pretzels being emptied, the person who emptied said item is entrusted with the duty of replenishing the goods previously kept therein. Lazy people will not kill things if they are too lazy to fill them, and douchebags will kill them without feeling they should be bothered with refilling them.

Never trust a person who feels above this law. For Example:
Example:
(Ted and Jason are in an office setting. Both walk towards a pot of coffee.)
Ted: Mmm, I love coffee.
(Ted pours a cup of coffee, kills it, and begins to walk away.)
Jason: Ted, come on, you kill it you fill it!
Ted: Nah, I'm too big of a douchebag to make coffee.
Jason: Go die in a fire.
(Don't worry, Ted does.)


Keep What You Kill
The Underverse is their promised land, believing that unless a person dies "in due time" that they will not go to the Underverse. They also believe heavily in a philosophy that says "you keep what you kill", believing that ending another's life entitles you to their property and position.
Example:
The Lord Marshal:
In our faith, you keep what you kill.
-The Chronicles of Riddick


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