poop off
poop·off (POOP’
awf) n. An event in which two people (usually women) find themselves stuck in
public bathroom stalls, each waiting for the other to leave so one can poop in private.
pooping off
by Yung Pizza on Mar 27, 2014 05:49:46
Example:
Trent: Mom, don't interrupt me while I'm pooping off
Trent's mom: Sorry son
Trent's Dad: hurry up, I wanna
poop off too
Trent:
Wait your turn
Pooped Off
by CalvinLongstockings on Oct 18, 2010 13:18:11
Example:
1) My caught caught on fire and died this morning. Now I'm just really
pooped off!
2)
Don't mess with me right now, I'm just really pooped off.
3) I think
I pooped off my neighbors last night by blasting my music past midnight.
Poop-off
by ffisher22 on Apr 28, 2011 23:06:30
When you are sitting on the toilet in a
public restroom and need to
take a dump but you know its going to be loud so you are waiting for everyone to leave the
restroom...unfortunately there is another person in the restroom doing the same thing...so you are both waiting for the other to leave.
Poop-Off
by bludragen on Mar 29, 2008 08:59:19
Poop Stand-off
by Awesomom on Feb 18, 2009 23:00:15
This term is used for when you are in public
restroom and you are trying to go #2 and another person enters the
stall next to you. You wait for that person to leave so they cannot hear your poop noises. If that person has to poop as well you may be caught in a
poop stand-off.
Example:
Christine:"Where have you been? You've been gone for more than
30 minutes?"
Laura: "I got caught in a
Poop stand-off with Jen from Sales, she just wouldn't leave!"
poop or get off the pot
by Your friend's best dog on May 25, 2014 18:20:51
"
Poop or get off the pot" is a more polite way of saying 'Shit or get off the pot.' It's not very eloquent but it
gets the message across. My parents knew all the dirty words and phrases but would say things like 'did you just let off wind?' rather than 'fart'. Saying fart in
our home whenI was young was not a good idea.
poop or get off the fence
by Smileydean7 on Mar 06, 2014 22:31:37
Accidental combination of two cliches. See "
Shit or get off the pot" and "
On the fence"
In the instance where a concerned outside party wants to encourage action on the part of a friend or family member, this
sage advice is given to provide positive peer pressure to encourage an action. In some cases, no preference is given to either possible decision. In other cases, strong prejudice towards a particular path accompanies advice to "poop or get off the fence". This is in no way to be interpreted as a directive to poop on a fence.
Example:
You've been
struggling with this
decision for
awhile now. Don't you think it's time you poop or get off the fence?
Poop off
by Daisy UwU on Jul 12, 2021 01:23:08
The action to
jerk off and
poop at the same time, can be use to be said discreetly at a friend or
relative who like to do the same
Example:
Me:Hey *friend*
what did you do this weekend?
Friend: Oh
I poop off all the weekend :)
Me:
oh nice, I wish I could’ve been there :(
Friend: it’s ok we can always do it together next time^^!