your girlfriend's

Nonexistent because he of the fact that you are looking it up on urban dictionary



Your girlfriend
Someone you forget is existing and waiting for a goodnight wish in your sexy Italian language.
Example:
Your girlfriend: cries*
You: “Buonanotte amore mio. “
Your girlfriend: smiles*


There's your girlfriend!
Used as a joke to rip on friends when you see an ugly girl or old lady. substituting a family member for girlfrined is also very effective:
Example:
say to friend as you point to a homeless person on the street: "Hey, there's your cousin."


If your girlfriend has...
...a scar on her right eye.
One golden left eye.
Has black hair.
Is pale as can fucking be.
and has nice breasts and a good 2 inch cleavage...
That's not your girlfriend
Thats my fucking wife... Marigold.
Example:
Jules: Hey dad look, I'm lesbian!
Me: THATS A SIN! GIVE ME THAT OR ELSE GOD WILL FUCKING SEND YOU TO HELL!
Me: Oh, some nice tits.

Wait... If your girlfriend has...
WAIT THAT'S YOUR MOM
Jules: Lgbtqia+
Me: The I stands for incest...

Jules: DAD WAIT...
Me: *Strips her*
Jules: Oh daddy please no oh my god not again daddy wait hol o- OOoOoOoooOhhhh. AhhhhhHaAAA Oh daddy harder ohhhh. Stick- OooooOOOOooOaaaaahHH

Me: *cums*


Latest Searches

doucheberry juice, Come for me, hormone imbalance, bahn, Shadow sculptures, hot sexy beast, Having a baby, ya smell me, Coach Mike, Kill It, The stolen, i got a new phone, Microsoft Word, Le Clos, Bruh Moment, Let one out, Jamar, Saints, the pink sock, REDD, Your smile, buet, Hey There, Queen Elsa, cell mate, Handle that, PAPER ROLL, 9 year old army, A two time, James it, Anacondas, Love and Hip Hop, naaaa, exasperant, take care of me, snoop dog, CommonSense, controversial topic, Protected Pussy, full moon, bombaclart, ultimate diss, Justin combs, that’s fake, you mother, lasy, gourd, the cookie monster, The Guinness, I Just Lost The Game, Ryan Lochte, encyclopedic, mazz, complete ass, a lack of color, Create Value, bunch, Roll Tide, Fizzle Shizzle, much needed, GOP, Better you than me, Aul one, the shakedown, Buddism, wizmatic, TW, Cling on, recap titties, Pwner, diamond pickaxe, January 4th, connection, shadow effect, burn down, Dai, Tiga, playing a game, side eye, A bay bay, James Michael Smith, Why am i here, one pant, Naperville, Trapstar, super star, right toe, fuck yo, a patriot, run up get done up, token Asian, respek, au natural, haft bow, paranormal, the CW, small D, Long Back, universal studios, EPICNESS, confuse, Gorilla Biscuits, shit dude, tomato sauce, badly, JaTT, axle, lowlife, mango pods, Thoburn, reck reck, Arlington, Tx, your stupid, Kendall, hot new, Porta-Party, Wankee Swap, Vagina points, tie my shoe, the dickens, class clown, fitting in, Steven James, Stay with me now, feeding time, aggresively average, speak truth to power, pain and suffering, Jan 20, 2009, Quickscopes, belta, The Fourth Wall, AY YO MAN, Epoch, authoritarian, how could you, the united states, Trying to, melodic death metal, blue Molly, Dolphin_X, thought arrhythmias, haha, copped, fello, AINT, first man on, way too, Wake, blech, tay, ass-shit, mug, good intentions, GRENADE, STUPID thing, yadameen, facebook groups, Better Call Saul, shady shit, Over Orgasm October, Lay Zhang, the low, a Dyson, piece of trash, ghosting out, unattractive alan, Fiona, just a day, marged, Bissel, endowment, incisive, T C, ilysfm, 7 long dark hairs!, My brother, stephanie, Captain Red Face, Franglais, do-ers, SSD, statutory rape, Hershey highway, E-bombs, Spaghetti, Link Neal, godzilla, mowing lawns, Whitely, YKTS, she burning, Minor, whistled, CK, dog backwards, pants off, Pentecostal, pedophilic, dead end, doucheberry juice, Come for me, hormone imbalance, bahn, Shadow sculptures, hot sexy beast, Having a baby, ya smell me, Coach Mike, Kill It, The stolen, i got a new phone, Microsoft Word, Le Clos, Bruh Moment, Let one out, Jamar, Saints, the pink sock, REDD, Your smile, buet, Hey There, Queen Elsa, cell mate, Handle that, PAPER ROLL, 9 year old army, A two time, James it, Anacondas, Love and Hip Hop, naaaa, exasperant, take care of me, snoop dog, CommonSense, controversial topic, Protected Pussy, full moon, bombaclart, ultimate diss, Justin combs, that’s fake, you mother, lasy, gourd, the cookie monster, The Guinness, I Just Lost The Game, Ryan Lochte, encyclopedic, mazz, complete ass, a lack of color, Create Value, bunch, Roll Tide, Fizzle Shizzle, much needed, GOP, Better you than me, Aul one, the shakedown, Buddism, wizmatic, TW, Cling on, recap titties, Pwner, diamond pickaxe, January 4th, connection, shadow effect, burn down, Dai, Tiga, playing a game, side eye, A bay bay, James Michael Smith, Why am i here, one pant, Naperville, Trapstar, super star, right toe, fuck yo, a patriot, run up get done up, token Asian, respek, au natural, haft bow, paranormal, the CW, small D, Long Back, universal studios, EPICNESS, confuse, Gorilla Biscuits, shit dude, tomato sauce, badly, JaTT, axle, lowlife, mango pods, Thoburn, reck reck, Arlington, Tx, your stupid, Kendall, hot new, Porta-Party, Wankee Swap, Vagina points, tie my shoe, the dickens, class clown, fitting in, Steven James, Stay with me now, feeding time, aggresively average, speak truth to power, pain and suffering, Jan 20, 2009, Quickscopes, belta, The Fourth Wall, AY YO MAN, Epoch, authoritarian, how could you, the united states, Trying to, melodic death metal, blue Molly, Dolphin_X, thought arrhythmias, haha, copped, fello, AINT, first man on, way too, Wake, blech, tay, ass-shit, mug, good intentions, GRENADE, STUPID thing, yadameen, facebook groups, Better Call Saul, shady shit, Over Orgasm October, Lay Zhang, the low, a Dyson, piece of trash, ghosting out, unattractive alan, Fiona, just a day, marged, Bissel, endowment, incisive, T C, ilysfm, 7 long dark hairs!, My brother, stephanie, Captain Red Face, Franglais, do-ers, SSD, statutory rape, Hershey highway, E-bombs, Spaghetti, Link Neal, godzilla, mowing lawns, Whitely, YKTS, she burning, Minor, whistled, CK, dog backwards, pants off, Pentecostal, pedophilic, dead end,
×

Our website is made possible by displaying online advertisements to our visitors.
Please consider supporting us by disabling your ad blocker.


I have disabled the ad blocker! Show me how!