Anacondas

DON'T WANT NONE UNLESS YOU GOT BUNS HUN



Anaconda
A rare combination of a sexual position and a state of euphoria caused by a male and a female being deeply connected to eachother sexually, mentally And emotionally. The position is missionary, and the female wraps her legs around the male and they work in unison to establish the deepest penetration possible.
Example:
I was having sex with my boyfriend and we did the anaconda.


anaconda
n. A large arboreal boa of tropical South America . Anacondas hold the record for heaviest, if the not longest, snakes in the world. Anacondas are constrictors.  The snake squeezes tighter each time its prey breathes out, so the prey cannot breath in again. This goes on until the prey dies of suffocation.

Also can be used as a euphemism for a certain male bit, but this is discouraged as it tends to give the slightly nerdier among us odd mental images of being squeezed to death and devoured by a penis. For most of us, this is not exactly erotic.
Example:
Jane saw an Anaconda in the reptile house at the zoo.


anaconda
1)A really, really big snake.
2)A large penis.
3)A long turd.
4)A movie about a reall, really big snake.
Example:
1)Jim was eaten alive by an anaconda.
2)Sir Mix Alot called his penis 'anaconda' in the song Baby Got Back.
3)"Dude, you forgot to flush. Your anaconda is fucking scary."
4)Anaconda is another crappy Jlo movie.


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