zoned

In a non-ordinary state of consciousness, especially one in which one is removed from physical reality; in a trance; out of it; out to lunch; dreaming while awake. Probably derived from 'The Twilight Zone', a TV program dealing with fantasy, science fiction, the occult, etc. Also 'zoned out', 'zoning'.



zoned
When you are high (off weed) to the point that you literally keep "zoning" out. If this occurs while you are around other people, usually you will not participate in the conversation and instead sit and listen. Or not listen at all and just think. It can be very peaceful, but it can also make people wonder if you are ok and make you seem awkward.
Example:
dude i was so zoned last night that i just sat and stared for a good 20 minutes


In The Zone
Being Completely Unaware of what's going on around you as you are So Extremely into what's going on right in front of your face; like anything more than 3 feet away just doesn't register in the brain.
Example:
When gymnastics are on TV, I'm Totally In The Zone Bigtime!!!!


In the zone
A place where your beyond "on a roll" and your performance is at max skill and your potential becomes more than what it is and anything around you becomes phased out seemingly a place where you cant be stopped or touched. Mostly gained by anyone who plays sports, fighters, adrenaline junkies, people who play video games, musicians, ministers, teachers ect. The Zone is reached little effort or after one has been "on a roll" for a bit or quickly reached when your skill reaches the next level.
Example:
When i was working out i was in the zone.
When i play video games im in the zone.
When i was racing my friend he was so far behind i was in the zone


the zone
The Zone is an ethereal state of mind that propels you from mortal man to super human, to godlike status. Performance, whether physical or technically challenging, is elevated effortlessly beyond your normal level. You feel no pain within your body and your reactions and balance become unhumanly fast. Things that were difficult previously become effortlessly easy. Failure does not even enter your mind and does not even seem possible. You soar with the angels and ride, tall and proud beside the god Helios, upon a golden winged chariot. You have become a god among mortal men.
Unfortunately the Zone is an ephemeral place and in the way that you unknowingly entered the Zone (you just arrive, you don’t know quite how), you are unceremoniously booted out of it. This usually involves collecting all the pain that you missed out on when in the Zone and dishing it out in one big serving. Once you have left the Zone it is commonplace to try and fight your back into it, but this never works and, in fact, generally speaking the zone gets further away the harder you try to get to it.
Example:
Act 1: “In the Zone”
Dude 1: Yo dude, you were totally fucking sick out there. You are in the fucking zone, man. Give me some skin.
{Translation: Greetings, good fellow. Your yonder performance was thoroughly splendid. You are indeed performing better than the norm. Let me congratulate you by shaking your hand}
Dude 2: Good man, I soar with the angels and ride, tall and proud beside the god Helios, upon a golden winged chariot. I speak not to mortal man.
{Translation: Fuck off, loser}
Dude 1: You are such a fucking dick, fuck off
{Translation: You are such a fucking dick, fuck off}

Act 2: “Exit form Zone”
Dude 2: Fuck man, I think I have bust my back, I can’t move my fucking legs. Fuck, fuck, fuck.
Dude 1: Fuck you, asshole, where’s your fucking mate Helios now? Ha ha ha.
Dude 2: Get me a fucking medic, man!
Medic: Son, an air ambulance is on its way. I’m just going to give you some oxygen and a shot of morphine. Hang in there, son…


in the zone
Expression used to describe a state of consciousness where actual skills match the percieved performance requirements perfectly. Being in the zone implies increased focus and attention which allow for higher levels of performance. Athletes, musicians, and anybody that totally owns a challenge of physical and mental performance can be in the zone.
Example:
The Noodle Incident gets in the zone by warming up before a show.


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