parole

a. after you get outta jail n your lucky, u get parole. b. if your a druggie or an alchie you gotta have someone piss in a cup for u when your parole officer wants to do a testing.



on parole
(adj) Out of prison before the end of the sentence, but still required to report regularly to the authorities.
Example:
Yo be on parole!


on parole
In reference to a married or co-habitating couple, on parole refers to when one's spouse or partner is out of town, leaving the other person to temporarily live a pseudo-single life style, wasting time and money in an orgy of short-lived freedom. Often characterized by the person hanging out with his or her single friends, that have probably not been contacted in a long time. Also refered to as a jail break.
Example:
Dude, Sally is out of town. So John is on parole! He wants us to hit up the titty-bars every night this week!


parole hold
1:A word used by prisoners, or parolee to decribe
someone or something holding on to something for a
longtime; 2: Tight restrication, possesion of, to
hold on to something for a longtime.
Example:
1: A parolee in the free world might have many
restrictions, or tight guidelines placed on him.
Biff can't have a cellphone/ pager,or going into
Liquerstores. If he wants travel outside a 60 mile
radius of his home, he must notify his parole officer
Biff: " The Man has gotta Parole Hold on me!"
2: Bogarting a Joint.
"Chad has a Parole Hold on that joint!"
3: A controling girlfriend / or boyfriend.
Tad can't go out with the boys anymore,
Britney has a Parole Hold on him.


parole the Huxtables
To take a dump, preferably a large one, with a nugget for every member of the Huxtable household. Some "parole officers" have even gone as far as naming them before the final flush into society.
Example:
Man, I have got to go parole the Huxtables, those chimichangas really jacked my guts up.


Parole Gold
Urine that is purchased from another

Person that is free of any and all drugs that will pass weekly parole/probation drug urinalysis tests. If the parolee knows their test will fail, they'll attempt to place the clean urine in the cup. If he succeeds then he'll start urinating in the toilet as if he filled his cup and finished in the toilet.

It's big business for those who can produce clean urine which is often pretty rare these days.

Its not rocket science to figure out why its dubbed Parole Gold
Example:
Offender Steiger: I am in so much fucking trouble

Offender Jerry Ware: Why?

Offender Stan Steiger: I smoked a guys pole for drugs last night and I did every last bit of what I had, now I'll fail my drug test when I check in with my parole officer tonight. Unless I can get some parole gold before then I'm fucked

Offender Jerry Ware: I guess you're fucked then because I told your P.O. where your clean wee came from and I agreed to set you both up if I was f4er and clear on my charges...


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