MY FUCKING CAT
by ORANGECHIKE on Feb 28, 2017 10:38:24
MY FUCKING CAT IS A TERM FOR MY STUPID MOTHERFUCKING CAT THAT
SCRATCHES AND
MEOWS AT MY FUCKING DOOR AT 3 IN THE MORNING AND WHEN I LET HER IN
5 MINS LATER SHE DOES THE SAME THING TO GET OUT OF MY FUCKING ROOM.
Fuck the cat
by Clayton Farlowe on Jan 09, 2009 02:23:56
Example:
1)I
really fucked the cat with that one (driving into a
lamp post, for example)
2)"Fuck the cat! That guy's got the biggest cock I ever saw!"
3)"Fuck the cat! That guy really
pisses me off, who's he think he is?"
I will shoot your fucking cat
by DankKoosher420 on May 17, 2016 12:42:36
Definition 1: When a random human happens to magically appear in your house and fucks your cat and shits in its
kitty litter.
Definition 2: Shooting and/or
shanking one's cat, this is the most disrespectful thing you can possibly do to a person (other than ripping off their dick).
Definition 3: Taking a shit in many kitty litters and causing an
uproar between cats and humans, resulting in the worlds end.
Example:
Human 1: I can't believe that you shit in my cat's
kitty litter!
Human 2: I took a BIG FAT SHIT on
your cat's kitty litter, deal with it.
Cat: Dafuq we talkin about again? Some douchebag came and shat in my kitty litter
Human 2: *Pulls out gun*.
I WILL SHOOT YOUR FUCKING CAT!
Cat : Oh shit...
Human 1: *Screams in horror, is then shot along with his cat*