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Acrobat

Application by Adobe for viewing PDF documents in Windows. Necessary for many tasks but generally a pain in the ass because it's bloated and slow.

Acrobat

by pegaxs on Jul 15, 2005 18:50:04

The dangling piece of sperm that hangs from your lovers face, particularly from the nose, ears and/or chin, after giving them a facial or a mis-shot pearl necklace. Not unlike what happened in "Something about Mary" from the ear...

Example:
But baby, you look so cute all covered in acrobats.

"Man, i blasted it on her face and she had this massive acrobat hanging from her nose!!"

Acrobat

by sitcheh on Oct 24, 2008 13:24:10

a pedophile, a child molesteror. From 'PDF File', the file used by 'acrobat reader'.

Example:
'That Bill Henson is a real acrobat'

Acrobat

by retardo alexandro on Jul 02, 2005 09:20:07

a retard that can stretch and to flips... usually gay

Example:
he is a good acrobat

acrobat

by Reverend T on May 03, 2006 01:47:05

A person who can stretch and flex in many ways. uses it mostly for sex-related games.

A stunt or jump done by a freak who wants to kill himself

Example:
I'd always want to fuck an acrobat. i would be able to do all the poses I can only imagine...

acrobatical

by anonymous ball smacker on Mar 21, 2003 13:38:51

one who excels at acrobaticism

Example:
larry's acrobatical performance was unbelievably queer

Verbal acrobat

by Tonyarocks on Dec 02, 2009 04:23:10

A person that knows how to use a language very well and has an eye for coming up with his own words. Usually a person that is fun and talkative and WITTY.
Fluent, smoot and articulate. Practising verbal acrobatics needs a good general knowledge so that one can be very tricky and witty.

Example:
"Damn I almost peed in my pants, CJ is so good with words - he's a verbal acrobat!"

Jew Acrobatics

by Shylock the Younger, Jew on Sep 28, 2009 10:52:07

Using legal trickery and technicalities to weasel one's way out of paying a bill or debt. Alternately using trickery and technicalities to make one pay a debt or bill despite their having good reason not to.

Example:
All it took was one hair within 3 yards of the soup and some Jew Acrobatics to avoid our restaurant bill.

mental acrobatics

by Ria_Dara on Jul 21, 2019 18:28:24

the act of resisting logic and reason, otherwise known as mental gymnastics.

Example:
John is performing an amazing feat of mental acrobatics by accepting that the world is flat.

Vehicle Acrobatics

by Mister Man the Guy on Sep 22, 2004 14:33:39

The act of partaking in a Halo multiplayer session with the sole intent of performing stunts involving the Warthog, Ghost, or Scorpion Tank.

Example:
Dude, we tried to get a wicked 4-Xbox Slayer going on, but Jimmy hopped into a Ghost and it turned into vehicle acrobatics.

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