Aeolus
The answer to the universe; created the number 8 and brought life to the internets. Better known as the god of wind, but no one gives a shit about that.
Example:
PRAISE THEE AEOLUS, OUR LORD AND SAVIOR, AND MAY YOU GIVE US STRENGTH IN THIS AGE OF TROLLS AND FUCKTARDS.
PRAISE THEE AEOLUS, OUR LORD AND SAVIOR, AND MAY YOU GIVE US STRENGTH IN THIS AGE OF TROLLS AND FUCKTARDS.