Alphaness

The sort of idiot that thinks calling themselves alpha makes it so.



alpha
The leader, or dominant individual, or pair, in a pack or group of people. The alpha may be male or female, or both as a pair. This distinction comes from studies of African wild dogs and their behavior. In many cases, the female is more dominant than the male and keeps her alpha position for the remainder of her life, whereas the alpha male's position changes often. Beta males tend to compete for the alpha position, especially among large dog packs.
Example:
Women want men to be alpha when they date to ensure that a man is capable of leading a relationship. We can learn a lot for wild dogs in our dating relationships. Be an Alphadog.


Alpha
Usually used as a term for a badass male who attracts women without trying. His superiority and pure confidence allows him to achieve success. He does not WANT, because he is the WANTED. May also be used to describe a "manly" achievement or situation.
Example:
"That guy is so Alpha.." - "How does he get all those bitchez?"

"That was an Alpha move, nice work lion cub."

"I was so Alpha last night, she yanked my wang..."


alphaness
Alphaness is a phrase given to the biggest lads on earth who assert their dominance in everyday life. Their arms are usually bigger than you future, and their voice sounds like morgan freeman on crack. Their outlook on females is whatever has a pulse and a vagina. Additionally their hair usually looks like they have been dragged out of a hedge and their teeth look like wonky tic tacs
Example:
Oh ryan has so much alphaness


alpha
Software undergoes alpha testing as a first step in getting user feedback. Alpha is Latin for "doesn't work."
Example:


Alpha Alpha
The coed frat for college students who no longer want to get crunk, usually with a set of 12 stairs in front.

A college greek version of Alcoholics Anonymous.
Example:
Guy No. 1: Do you want to come to a party with me?
Guy No. 2: No, the game is on. Also, I'm in Alpha Alpha, so I can't drink.


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