Antioch's
A City in Eastern Contra Costa County halfway between East of San Francisco and West of Stockton that had the second largest
track house developement in California next to Oranage county. The over building of large homes (many estate size) became well known in National News as the "Richest Ghetto in the US" after many of the home owners had lost their Jobs during the recent recession while their 5 year "liar loans" or ARM had expired at the same time as the recession creating a massive surplus of Large 2500-4000 sq ft forclosures often
snatched up for a fraction of the building cost to investors who rented out the homes to "
Section 8" for "Guarenteed Monthly Rent Income". Often locals complained it was unfair that their 2 income family, Friends, who found themselves evicted and living in tents in fields while Section 8 families moved out from the Urban areas of Oakland and San Francisco to move into the same houses payed for by Tax Payers. The new locals renamed the town as "The
Yoc" or "
Yock"
antioch
by GracieLay on Mar 16, 2005 14:10:36
city in Califonia, epitome of bay area
suburbia with the hang-out highlights being Wal-Mart and a
movie theater; often known as the "
Yoch"
Antioch
by Coolcandy on Oct 14, 2014 16:01:16
Antioch (ant-E-yock) proper noun
Antioch is a strange city located about an hour east of San Francisco, where wild
turkeys, wiggers, and crime run rampant.
Example:
-White male (who acts/dresses like he's from some kind of hood) says: "Daaaamm nigga! Look at all dem motha fuckin turkeys
runnin around!"...
-Similarly dressed white male (with the same accent) replies: "
Das wassup!"
Antioch
by Jlove773 on Jun 21, 2011 00:36:53
A small town about
5 mins from the border of wisconsin. Everyone knows eachother and it's full of a lot of
ugly people. Lets not forget the local hangout Walmart. You can't go the the store without running into someone you've fucked. Plan on seeing a shit ton
of corn.
antioch
by Yadiggamajig925? on Jun 25, 2006 07:25:29
The best suburban city in Contra Costa County, part of the "925" and also known as
Yoch and Anti-Yoch.
Antioch's dramatic increase of African-American residents from Oakland and San Francisco has led Antioch to be affectionately nicknamed "New Oakland" but all Antioch residents know Antioch is 5,
672,489,762,489 times better than Oakland could ever be. Home of Deer Valley High, and another lame high school called
Antioch High. The students who attend the middle schools are all sluts and potheads, but Antioch can still get hyphy and be as ridiculous as any other major city. 94531/94509 are it's two zip codes.
Antioch
by zetco on Sep 30, 2006 08:44:11
A city in California. Many
crack whores here dump their babies at the hospitals, intending to give them up for adoption and never seeing them again. They never try to get contact as the kid grows up because they're too fucked in the head with all of the drugs and booze.
ANTIoch may seem like a quiet, nice, innocent and lovely little neighborhood, but in reality, it's a hellhole. Drug dealers, prostitution, stealing, violence, all kinds of shit.
Fuck this place. Never trust it!
Example:
Jennifer's mom was a crack whore from Antioch, California who neglected her as an infant. After she crapped her kid out at the hospital, she left, never seeing her again. Her mom went back to the streets of good ol' Antioch and returned to her drug-dealin,' crack smokin,' one-night-standin,' self! Poor Jenny had to grow up knowing her mother was a
druggie slut, so therefore, whenever she thought of Antioch, she immediately pictured a life of drugs,
sex and violence.
antioch
by MrObvious on Mar 18, 2005 02:36:26
Example:
Sir
Galahad: "We have the Holy Handgranade."
King Arthur: "Yes of course, we'll use the Holy Handgranade of Antioch. Brother Maynard, please bring us the Holy Handgranade of Antioch."
::Die es
Jesu domine,
donne e is requiem::
Brother Maynard: "Armaments, Chapter 2, Verses 9-21"...
antioch
by blackprince on Apr 03, 2005 08:38:36
Antioch
by Dequan08 hommie on Jan 22, 2008 10:25:48
The hardest and most ghetto place in the south. It is the
defenition of southern
poverty. It is more poor than almost every city in the south except for
New Orleans. The most common race there is black.
antioch
by antiochsuckks on Jan 19, 2013 14:15:10
A tiny town on the border of wisconsin and illinois that noone has ever heard of. its full of
ugly people and drug addicts.. the schools are all old and the kids in the schools are bad influences. a lot of the kids' parents are on welfare, and try to look rich when they arent. a lot
of corn and trees, not much to do. the movie theater had one movie running at a time.. closest city is
gurnee (20 minutes away), pretty much the ghetto but white people who are ghetto. the guys tan a lot and whenever someone asks to go to the bathroom, their asking to go smoke basically. a lot of people skip classes. there are a lot of old people. and fat people.
the hangout is walmart.. its pretty pathetic.. i wouldnt suggest living here its not a great place..
Example:
"Yo bro,
leggo to Walmart!"
"OH YAY TIME TO SEE
OLD FAT PEOPLE AND DRUG ADDICTS IN THE HORRIBLE
ANTIOCH!"