Asked

Nobody asked you!Hym "I asked myself idiot. Shut the fuck up."Iam "So, I've been thinking about this last round and I need you to clarify the 'self-preservation' thing. I think that's wrong."



ask
The archaic form of the question verb, "to axe."
Example:
Being from the late 20th century, Fry's mispronunciation of the interrogative question verb "axe" as "ask" is often lost among his confused kinfolk.


Asking For It
The final frontier of denial, "asking for it" is a mentality people use to justify the world being less horrible than it is. Most commonly it is used to pretend that a rape victim 'subliminally' or 'subtly' gave consent, but it can also be used in context to say someone who leaves a quarter on the ground is just as guilty as the thief who steals it of the crime, having 'tempted' the criminal or perpetrator. In extremist cases, such as a few sects of Muslim religion, some women are forced to cover their hair to prevent 'tempting' men.

Pertaining to sex, it is statistically estimated that about 1/3 men buy in Britain conform to the "asking for it" mentality.
Example:
"Did you hear about Katie? I feel really sorry for her."
"Nah, man, she was asking for it."


asked
A sarcastic term used to respond to a statement that you really just don't give a shit about. The term is mostly found after some douche-bag is trying to tell you how cool he is or how many girls he fucked last night.

On a side note "asked" is appropriate to post under almost every facebook status
Example:
Sean: Dude I Fucked my girl friend in the back seat of my car last night. It was so AAwesome!!

Dude: Asked

Sean: But dude she had some big ass tittys

Dude: Asked, now go away

EX 2)

Rani's Facebook status: The Cowboys are 2-7!!
Dude: I asked


ask
verb: to present a question, or to request something.

Misused by stupid British soccer commentators as a substitute for job, task, or assignment. The same commentators also butcher the language by using "take" in place of control, take possession, or catch.
Example:
He will ask me what age I am.
I can ask her for coffee.

He has to stop Messi from scoring tonight: that's a big ask.

The goalkeeper comes for the ball: that's a good take.


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