ass of fire
When someone needs to fart really bad but is holding it in for some reason, and the gas is so bad it burns.
Asses of Fire
A popular Canadian film that sparked the Canadian-American war, and caused the deaths of millions.Asses Of Fire
A fake band name commonly used to throw adam off the trail of the real name of a good song so he doesnt ruin it
Example:
Adam:Yo josh who sang that song
Josh:Asses Of Fire
Adam:Thanks *Goes on kazaa and cant find song*
Adam:Yo josh who sang that song
Josh:Asses Of Fire
Adam:Thanks *Goes on kazaa and cant find song*
A Song of Ass and Fire
Example:
A Song of Ass and Fire serves as a continuation of the previous episode, "Black Friday", in which the children of South Park,
A Song of Ass and Fire serves as a continuation of the previous episode, "Black Friday", in which the children of South Park,
Ass Fire
A severe pain in the anal region caused by prolonged periods of bicycle riding on an uncomfortable seat.
Example:
After cycling 60 miles his ass fire was so bad he said to the fireman, "I got a fire up inside my ass if you can put it out."
After cycling 60 miles his ass fire was so bad he said to the fireman, "I got a fire up inside my ass if you can put it out."
Ass-fires
1.Really bad Diarrhoea, so much so, that it feels like fire is coming out of your anus.
2.Worse than normal diarrhoea.
2.Worse than normal diarrhoea.
Ass Fire
Another name commonly used for the seat heater in a luxury car. It is very highly coveted and often requires a Shotty.
Ass fire
A rare but frightening incident that occurs when the friction of rough anal sex causes dingleberries to ignite and catch the recievers ass on fire. Has only happened when a little too much alcohol was involved and the giver had a little too much lead in his pencil.
Example:
I used to date this one hot girl, but then she got drunk at a party with Chuck Norris and a horrible ass fire resulted.
I used to date this one hot girl, but then she got drunk at a party with Chuck Norris and a horrible ass fire resulted.
chicago ass fire
while banging a girl from behind, you take a bottle of hot sauce and poke the tip into her asshole, quickly grab ahold of her hips and let her do all the work as she feels the burning inside of her ass.
like your ass is on fire
A way to describe how you run when you are very much in a hurry to get to one place, person, or thing, or to get away from something or someone or to leave your current location.
Example:
1. "Dude you're telling me you have the beer shits? Hurry up, run like your ass is on fire, and find a poopalorium before you'll end up in the biggest embarrassment of your life!"
2. When LCpl. William alligator armed the grenade he tried to throw at a group of Iraqi insurgents and it fell six feet short of him, he knew he had to take off running like his ass was on fire to avoid being sent home in a coffin draped in his own country's flag, being injured for life, or worse, being buried like a dead animal by the insurgents he was combating with.
Mark H. UD contributer since last February.
1. "Dude you're telling me you have the beer shits? Hurry up, run like your ass is on fire, and find a poopalorium before you'll end up in the biggest embarrassment of your life!"
2. When LCpl. William alligator armed the grenade he tried to throw at a group of Iraqi insurgents and it fell six feet short of him, he knew he had to take off running like his ass was on fire to avoid being sent home in a coffin draped in his own country's flag, being injured for life, or worse, being buried like a dead animal by the insurgents he was combating with.
Mark H. UD contributer since last February.