Ming

A man who barely speaks and has ninja characteristics that feels no pain, and only has one weakness.. his nipples.Also does any crazy shit he is told to do.



Ming
An awesome friend who is a GIRL (if you know what that is, NOT A BOY). Is often Chinese and can speak a heap of languages. Can be abusive sometimes if you get on her bad side, but mostly a nice and caring person. NOT A LIE. Never touch her hair or she'll go ninja style on you.

P.SCan get possessive over her food.
Example:
Ming killed the man who touched her hair and food.


Ming
A word from Bungie.net's off topic Flood Forum quickly growing in popularity. Originally a typo of Mind, and used in the context of "Prepare to have your ming blown," to much hilarious response.

Since then it has been used in place of Mind in "Mind = Blown", as some kind of superpowerful being (OBEY THE MING), and many other strange ways (Ming is Truth. Truth is Ming).

Might have potential for a real meme, or internet phenomena.
Example:
User 1: Prepare to have your ming blown!

User 2: Is that what they're calling it nowadays?

User 3: Ming?

User 4: I WANT A MING


Ming
Often a super cute Chinese girl who’s really a genius or a prodigy but to modest to admit it! She’s really shy at first but can be the most humorous and enjoyable person to spend time with when you get to know her. Don’t piss her off or she’ll go Chinese secret agent on you and shove a 15 inch dildo up your ass and demand you make her tea! She really loves jasmine teas and boba and will kill you with a boba straw to the throat if you get her the wrong boba!
Example:
I was going to get boba with Ming and accidentally ordered her Vietnamese boba with extra sugar. She proceeded to shove a huge butt plug up my ass after stabbing me with the boba straw. But she’s so cute and sweet I went and got her a jasmine tea with 30% sugar after that and she kissed me like a cutey!


Ming
Something or someone gross or bad.
Example:
Outward Bound...
Abby: I haven't showered for 10 days
Anna: None of us have
Abby: If you're ming and you know it, clap your hands!
Everyone else: <Clap Clap>


Ming
Originates from the word mong, for some one who fails at life to such an extent that they are not even worthy of being called mong and/or are such failures at life that they cannot even spell mong. Another definition is one who has no/little mental capacity and struggles to construct a three syllable word.
Example:
Emma: "I am a ming"

"*mong"

James: "hahah, that is the definition of irony."

Emma: "What is ironic? I am so gullible and confused?"

James : "It is ironic, that you were unable to type mong. Does your brian hurt sometimes?"

In this example Emma is a ming.


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