Axe Murder
A homicide conducted by a hatchet or similar item used for cutting down trees; something to be afraid of when you're in the woodsAxe Murderer
1. One who slays others with handheld bladed weaponry.
2. One who uses far more spray on deodorant than necessary, resulting in a foul odor.
3. One whose slang or speech impediment causes them to say "axe" instead of "ask".
2. One who uses far more spray on deodorant than necessary, resulting in a foul odor.
3. One whose slang or speech impediment causes them to say "axe" instead of "ask".
Example:
1. That axe murderer finally got put in jail, evil bastard.
2. Phew! You stank like a goddamn axe murderer.
3. Axe Murderer: "Yo homie, let me 'axe' you sumtin'"
Victim: "Shouldn't you be in school?"
1. That axe murderer finally got put in jail, evil bastard.
2. Phew! You stank like a goddamn axe murderer.
3. Axe Murderer: "Yo homie, let me 'axe' you sumtin'"
Victim: "Shouldn't you be in school?"
axe murderer
Example:
Hey bro can you hold onto my stash for a while, the axe murderer is commin over later to bust my balls about my worthless piece of shit life again.
Hey bro can you hold onto my stash for a while, the axe murderer is commin over later to bust my balls about my worthless piece of shit life again.
axe murderer
Example:
Girl: I can't feel my vagina anymore
Ron Weasely: thats why they call me an axe murderer :)
Girl: will i ever walk again?
Ron Weasely: No. (make me a sandwich)
Girl: I can't feel my vagina anymore
Ron Weasely: thats why they call me an axe murderer :)
Girl: will i ever walk again?
Ron Weasely: No. (make me a sandwich)
axe murderer
Example:
john: yo that guy just killed his bitch with an axe
jacob: yea he's a axe murderer
john: isn't he a juggalo?
jacob: same shit...
john: yo that guy just killed his bitch with an axe
jacob: yea he's a axe murderer
john: isn't he a juggalo?
jacob: same shit...
ax murderer
Example:
SGT. WILLY McCOY: Leroy, did you ax Jeeves?
LEROY BROWN: Yeah, I aksed him.
S.W.M.: Why did you do that?
L.B.: I wanted to know why my wife would cheat on me, that's why!
S.W.M.: I've heard enough boys. Sounds like we have the ax murderer alright.
L.B.: Whachoo talkin' about Willys?
S.W.M.: Lock him up!
SGT. WILLY McCOY: Leroy, did you ax Jeeves?
LEROY BROWN: Yeah, I aksed him.
S.W.M.: Why did you do that?
L.B.: I wanted to know why my wife would cheat on me, that's why!
S.W.M.: I've heard enough boys. Sounds like we have the ax murderer alright.
L.B.: Whachoo talkin' about Willys?
S.W.M.: Lock him up!
Axe murderer
Example:
Woman in counseling-So, I married an axe murderer?
Shrink-I'm surprised you're able to ask, especially since you're planning on going home after you leave here. They don't have medicine for people like you ma'am, good day to you.
Woman in counseling-So, I married an axe murderer?
Shrink-I'm surprised you're able to ask, especially since you're planning on going home after you leave here. They don't have medicine for people like you ma'am, good day to you.
axe murderer
Potential Ax Murderer
A Potential Ax Murderer (a.k.a. PAM) is someone you have been introduced to through friends, Tinder or online dating, but haven't yet met in person. Until you can check them out yourself, you always have to be cautious in case they turn out to be a Potential Ax Murderer or Bunny Boiler.
Example:
P: Have you met that hottie you were matched with on Tinder?
R: Nah. We'll probably hook up later in the week.
P: Watch out she doesn't turn out to be a Potential Ax Murderer!
P: Have you met that hottie you were matched with on Tinder?
R: Nah. We'll probably hook up later in the week.
P: Watch out she doesn't turn out to be a Potential Ax Murderer!