BLUE SCREEN Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

BLUE SCREEN

Microsoft's idea of a joke. An unfunny one.

Blue screen

by Kappa99 on Sep 17, 2006 03:23:14

The leading cause of suicide in America.

Example:
Tony killed himself last night. I was there when it happened. He was just playing a game of Minesweeper when he got a blue screen. He later hung himself.

Blue screen

by Nolan on Feb 07, 2003 14:50:48

A screen designed to cut off the function of programs when your system sources are low. The screen tells you to either go back and wait for the program response, or to restart with Ctrl+Alt+Delete.

Example:
I exceeded my RAM limit, and the blue screen of death came up.

Blue screen

by THE ALMIGHTY LUMP on Apr 25, 2003 03:29:02

The evil FUCKIN thing that taunts every fuckin user of the windows system!!

Example:
NOOOOOOO the FUCKING blue screen of FUCKIN DEATH!!!!

Blue screen

by Keael on Jan 08, 2006 08:23:12

A computer nerd's nightmare.

Example:
Computer nerd: "OH NOES!! I got thee blue screen of death! It hath smitten me with ye's mighty pen of DOOM brouthen unto thee by an error caused by evil microsoft's computer! Bill gates is the devil! I shall hit return, then ctrl alt del! then I shall tell other fellow nerd's that the blue screen of death is the worst possible thing to ever happen to anyone anytime anywere in canada! Or US! Because we think US is the best because we think we are the best cuz we think wer better than cnadsa because we think we are smarter arne better and more articyultate andd such. NERDS UNTIE!!"

blue screen

by TRH (a.k.a. The Rebecca Hunter) on Oct 29, 2003 19:09:14

Very annoying screen that appears when something wrong happens to your Windows operating system. Appears a lot of times. Tells you about the "problem". Maybe Microsoft needs to put in more effort!

Example:
Damn, the blue screen appeared again and my program's screwed up!

blue screen

by 1337guy on Sep 23, 2003 12:03:16

When your computer gets possessed by a demon eg. Bill Gates.

Example:
Somebody get a flamethrower! Bill gates has possessed my computer!!1

Blue-screened

by Auntie Ashley on Jan 05, 2009 08:27:56

To be confused; to cause confusion.

Example:
Matt was totally blue-screened when they asked him for directions to the airport.

If you want to blue-screen Matt, ask him for directions to the airport.

Blue Screen

by _Marv_ on Jan 15, 2016 12:58:11

The act of getting blackout drunk in which you lose all control and your body must reset. Similar to that of an iPhone after being damaged.

Example:
James: hey joe, where's Kevin?
Joe: Kevin is being helped to the bathroom, he's pretty much hit the blue screen stage.

Blue screen

by Chris on Feb 03, 2003 07:35:34

A phrase coined in the earlier Windows days when a blue screen would appear while you were doing something important and you would have to restart your fucking computer because all operating systems up to XP were unstable as fuck.

Example:
I just got Blue Screened!

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