Badge

variation of vagina.



Badge
A cop dildo.

Ocassionally used by over zealous officers either on the beat or off-duty.
Example:
Innocent by-stander: Hey officer!
Officer: Yah?
Innocent by-stander: Nice badge!

Sergeant: Now I want you to stick that polished badge in nice, deep n' slow...
Rookie: Yes Sarge sir! Yes Sarge!
Sergeant: And call me Amanda.


Badge
a word that describes an attractive woman or her lady parts. It is said that Badge originated from hearing the word "Vag" incorrectly.

It is suitable to be used in the presence of certain company when other words may not be.
Unlike "Vagina", Badge can not apply to ugly or undesirable women, only sexy ones.
Example:
"Twelve O'clock, take a look at that bit of Badge!"

"Hey Freddy, how'd you go last night on your date? Did you get any Badge?"

'"How did she look in the light? Still Badge?"
"No unfortunately, she was actually a bit of a Bog-Rat once i could see her properly but i still smashed her"'


badge
Short for "badger" which is a variation on "beaver", in short meaning pussy or vagina.
Example:
JC: "The other thing is...800,000 pounds."

RH: "That is quite a lot. "

JC: "But with this...you would get a lot of badge."

RH: "Badge? Oh! No no no...hahahaha."

JC: "I think I almost got away with that."

-Jeremy Clarkson and Richard Hammond on the Lamborghini Reventon


Badging
Badging (v): When a narcissist postures by treating either fortune or misfortune of someone else as their own; often a one-upmanship. Always an imaginary badge pinned to their "me too" chest.
Example:
Ann: Did you see her badging at her neighbor's funeral? You'd have thought it was her closest friend.

Sue: Yeah. Especially when she went to the podium and openly wept then fainted.

OR:

Ann: I posted news to my Facebook wall about my promotion to CEO.

Sue: I saw it. Congratulations! You are the best and you deserve it!

Ann: Maggie didn't mention that when she left a comment

about becoming the leader of her reading club.

Sue: Yeah, she can badge with the best of them!


badge
An adornment usually in the form of a brooch-like ornament worn on the clothes. It also may refer to items such as a police officers badge of office which may be carried in the form of identification, and worn sewn on to the clothes.

Badge is also slang for a 'vagina'
Example:
The police officer polished her badge and remembered the time that strange guy at a party had whispered into her ear asking if she wanted him to give her badge a good licking. How did he know she was a cop?, she wondered. Hadnt he looked kinda strange when she took her wallet out and showed him the badge?

Dave wondered if the girl serving behind the bar would go for it if he asked whether he could bash her badge with his tallywhacker



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