Baghdad

When there is talk of pulling out but it never actually happens



Baghdad
1. capital of Iraq

2. a term used to describe a game similar to beirut, where vodka is used in place of beer. name alludes to war going on in Iraq at the beginning of the 21st century, as the game has a high risk of sending participants to a local hospital. term coined by a comedian whom this author cannot remember the name of at the moment.
Example:
1. Yeah, I was in Baghdad, and I totally kicked the crap out of Saddam.

2. Was I playing a game of baghdad last night? 'Cause I can't remember, yo.


Baghdad
When something is horrible beyond belief, by far worse than any of its surroundings.
Example:
I ended up puking last night after dinner and leaving early. So did James and Grier. Jack in the Box was Baghdad


Baghdad
There are two stages of a Baghdad. (Sexual Fetish)
Stage 1 - Female blows fecal matter over one's face until breathing is no longer capable (For a short period of time).
Stage 2 - Vagina of said female smears facal matter off face until breathing is successful.

Baghdad's are usually unexpected and traumatic, and are seemingly very rarely preformed.
Example:
"Greg totally got a Baghdad from that Indian chick at Subway yesterday!"


Baghdadism
the belief that the Baghdadi people inherently superior to other iraqis and that Baghdadis should have control over people of other cities of iraq.

The real Baghdadi "Big Lie" is the long-held belief that all Baghdadis are always harmless and good and all people from southern cities especially ”Basra, Thi Qar, Misan” are dangerous, evil and uneducated.

That has conditioned Baghdadis to think they're always right, no matter how stupid the belief.
Example:
A: I've studied this in school, it's also related to my work which means I have a wide experience in doing it.
B: WTF ARE YOU DOING? EW YOU'RE UNEDUCATED IGNORANT KID!
A: I can smell Baghdadism coming out your mouth trying 2 be the right kid in here but trust me you ain't nothing but a douche.


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