sailing

A sport that includes leaping over centerboard housing every time you tack causing lots of bruises and cuts on your legs; especially in a 420 (by the way - it's a type of boat - nothing to do with pot dumbasses) and if you are lucky enough not to be cut or bruised on your legs you probably have a concussion from being too slow to duck during a tack or gybe.



sailing
The Greatest Sport in the world. Where you sail a boat via the sail catching wind. You can also race sailboats in something called a regatta this is equivelent to a swim meet on a boat, consisting of a number of races where the boat who did the best overall wins the regatta.
Example:
Sailing Rules. Comon Everyone's doing it


sailing
The fine art of getting wet and becoming ill while slowly going nowhere at great expense.
Example:
I'm gonna go sailing


sailing
The act of attending a meeting directly after having consumed some amount of alcohol, especially if drank with others also in attendance.
Example:
"This meeting's going to be such a headache- let's go sailing to make it go a little smoother."

Or

"You seemed pretty content in that judicial meeting..."
"It helped that I was sailing it."


sailing
The stupidest of stupidest sports on earth. Where nothing but snobby assholes take part in. Where they park there beautiful European cars at the marina parking lot and then go sailing.
Example:
Com'n Norbert! Let's go Sailing!


Sailing
sailing: (v.) to manhandle the wind as to propel a sailboat on the very edge of catastrophe. see also: insanity, beastlyness, and epic.
Example:
Dude, you wanna go sailing today? It's blowing 35 knots

Did you expect me to say anything other than YES?


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