Basildon

Basildon is a town in Essex,it is widley known as "chav town" as this is where most of the chavs hang around. Basildon has the hightest rate of teeenage pregnacys in the whole of the UK and, not supprisingly, Also has the highest rate or S.T.D's,However basildon is not ALL bad, there is a small section (st martins square) where the anti-chavs go, all the alternative people, emo, skater, goth, grunge, hardcore and punk population.Basildon is Located next to billericay and Laindon



Basildon Smile
A phrase to describe the protrusion of one's hairy arse crack above one's jeans when they bend over.
Example:
Fucking Hell Jim, pull 'ya breeches up! You're givin' me the Basildon Smile


Basildon TC
A totally cool and wicked place to hang out with your mates, eat Hotdog and take a Capt Leaky.
Example:


Re: Basildon TC
Posted: Apr 5, 2009 9:00 AM
Reply

Oh no!

Basildon are the creme de la creme of Trade Counters!

I mean, just look at what they do that marks them out:

They give out their phone number and answer the phone!

They always have everything in stock!

All their tills are always manned!

The staff are very very knowledgeable!

They help you load your van!

Free donuts and coffee every morning and free tea and biscuits in the afternoons!


so I'm told..


Basildon Bareback
Lads who take their tops off in public at the slightest hint of warm weather or sunshine.
Example:
18 degree weather brings out all the Basildon barebacks.


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