BeETlEs

A small German-designed car that is a distant cousin to the Porsche. When VW began importing to the United States at the end of the 50's the Beetle was the ONLY true economy car on the market.Commonly associated with the Hippies that drove them during the 1960's. The engine is an air-cooled opposed four (generating some cooling/ interior heating issues that can usually be overcome with a good aftermarket fan.)It's simple design makes it an easy car to modify. (Many Dune Buggys, and kit cars are built on the Beetle Chassis.)It's unique body design and chirping exaust note make the VW Beetle one of the most distinctive cars of the 20th Century.Fun Facts: Translated from German VolksWagen literally means "People's Car." VW was actually comissioned by Adolf Hitler, causing some to refer to the car as "Hitler's Revenge."Despite the fact that the origional Beetle has long been out of production in the USA, it is still possible to buy a brand new Beetle of the original body style in Mexico.Has one of the longest production runs of any vehicle model EVER, possibly barring the Chevy Suburban.The record for most miles driven on a Gas powered car is held by a Volkswagen Beetle. 1,000,000 on only two engines.



beetled
1. To get very wasted by the consumption of drugs

2. The act of having sexual intercourse
Example:
1. Were you drunk last night bob? I was absolutely Beetled!!

2. What happened to you last night Dave? i went back to my bit and Beetled that wee bird i was chattin up!


The Beetle
The Beetle is a condition in which a beetle is constantly crawling on your scrotum. You are unable to kill or move the beetle, only enjoy it’s feel upon your godforsaken satchel. Every 9 months the beetle bites your sack and disappears, leaving it infected for 2 months. You are beetle and infection free for only one month per year.
Example:
“Hey Nathan, would you rather lose one arm and one leg or have The Beetle!?”

“Oh… For sure The Beetle!!!”


Beetle
A heavily armoured insect with enourmous pincers that can snap small trees in half, e.g. the Stag Beetle, known for its beautiful and incredibly strong pincers which on the male is use to battle other males for a mate
Example:
Skreeeeeeeeeee!!!

Tick! tick! tick! Crunch!! Skreeeeeee!!


beetle
beetle is a name you give your friend who is a bitch or whore. (it can also be used to compliment someone, but more widely known as a slut)
Example:
taylor- ayo beetle

ang- why do you always call me that?
tay- because you’re a whore


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