My mother
The lady who constantly destroys my self esteem and sometimes physically harms me, and I can't say shit because I have no where else to go.my mother
it's the funniest person who i know. often it's very very severe with me, but she does 'cause for my sake. i love her. sometimes i hate her attitude.
an advice: treat her with kindness 'cause she give you everything, everything that you need.
an advice: treat her with kindness 'cause she give you everything, everything that you need.
word to my mother
Example:
raquel; "word to my mother i saw you kiss him"
carlos:" word to mommy i couldnt sleep last night."
raquel; "word to my mother i saw you kiss him"
carlos:" word to mommy i couldnt sleep last night."
Word to my mother
Example:
Word to my mom, I heard you were talking about me. (Word to my mother) you can say mom however you want
Word to my mom, I heard you were talking about me. (Word to my mother) you can say mom however you want
My Mother Fucker
Example:
Kid: What's up My Mother Fucker?!
Dad: What?! Get your ass to your room!
Kid: I heard My Mother Fucker fucking my mother last night.
Friend: Your Mother Fucker is one lucky bastard. Your mom is such a MILF
Kid: What's up My Mother Fucker?!
Dad: What?! Get your ass to your room!
Kid: I heard My Mother Fucker fucking my mother last night.
Friend: Your Mother Fucker is one lucky bastard. Your mom is such a MILF
word to my mother
also known as wrd2mm. this just means you are very serious and you swear on your mom's life in NYC slang.
Example:
yahyl: "why did you rob the burger king?"
ethan: "bro word to my mother i did NOT rob that burger king!"
yahyl: "why did you rob the burger king?"
ethan: "bro word to my mother i did NOT rob that burger king!"
Are you my mother?
The unspoken thought-question that exists in the mind of any sentient being who is trying to bond with another who is usually not their mother.
Example:
Are you my mother?
Are you my mother?
Fuck My Mother
Example:
Smoke break...
Taxpayer 1: So, the network can be configured in a number of ways...
Taxpayer 2: Uh huh...
Bum interrupting: Let me buy a smoke from you.
Taxpayer 1: I only have two cigarettes left, so I need to keep them. (puts American Spirit pack back in coat pocket)
Bum (not listening): Let me buy a smoke from you.
Taxpayer 1: No, I don't sell cigarettes.
Bum (still not listening): Let me buy a smoke.
Taxpayer 1: I don't have any cigarettes.
Bum: Oh, why you treating me like that! Fuck my mother! Fuck my mother! I just want a cigarette, why you treating me like that?
Taxpayer 1: I don't want to fuck your mother.
Bum: Fuck my mother! You won't sell me a cigarette! Fuck My Mother! I will find you later, I know you are a cop, that's the only reason I'm not beating you. Undercover pig. Fuck my mother!
Taxpayer 1: I am not a cop.
Bum: Fuck my mother.
Taxpayer 1: Give me your mother's phone number.
Bum: Fuck my mother! You are lucky you are a cop. (walking away) Fuck my mother!
Taxpayer 2: Hhmm.
Taxpayer 1: So, we can add those two machines to the network...
Smoke break...
Taxpayer 1: So, the network can be configured in a number of ways...
Taxpayer 2: Uh huh...
Bum interrupting: Let me buy a smoke from you.
Taxpayer 1: I only have two cigarettes left, so I need to keep them. (puts American Spirit pack back in coat pocket)
Bum (not listening): Let me buy a smoke from you.
Taxpayer 1: No, I don't sell cigarettes.
Bum (still not listening): Let me buy a smoke.
Taxpayer 1: I don't have any cigarettes.
Bum: Oh, why you treating me like that! Fuck my mother! Fuck my mother! I just want a cigarette, why you treating me like that?
Taxpayer 1: I don't want to fuck your mother.
Bum: Fuck my mother! You won't sell me a cigarette! Fuck My Mother! I will find you later, I know you are a cop, that's the only reason I'm not beating you. Undercover pig. Fuck my mother!
Taxpayer 1: I am not a cop.
Bum: Fuck my mother.
Taxpayer 1: Give me your mother's phone number.
Bum: Fuck my mother! You are lucky you are a cop. (walking away) Fuck my mother!
Taxpayer 2: Hhmm.
Taxpayer 1: So, we can add those two machines to the network...