birds and the bees
by kung-fu jesus on Sep 10, 2004 15:57:42
Example:
girl: Daddy,
how are babies made?
Father: Daddy plants a seed in mummys' tummy
girl: Does she swallow the seed?
father: Only if she wants a new dress
small boy: What is a masturbation?
teacher: That's a
mouthfull for someone of your age
small boy: No, a mouthfulls a blow job.
the birds and the bees
by Container on Oct 13, 2003 07:11:15
The explanation of
sexual reproduction. In old fashioned times people were embarrased to discuss sex let alone tell children. So they used
Mother nature as a metaphor to portray sex as a natural thing and not a crime punishable by eternal
damnation.
birds and the bees
by jenn is tiight on Aug 10, 2008 06:40:24
According to tradition,
the birds and the bees is a metaphorical story sometimes told to children in an attempt to explain the mechanics and consequence of sexual intercourse. According to that story the birds are like men and the bees like women: Birds are free to fly wherever they like, but bees are enslaved to a single queen their entire life and their whole life is dedicated to keeping her alive. Bees
pollinate flowers, birds
spread the seed, men impregnate eggs, women give birth. Sex is key for survival of both.
Birds and the bees
by DanielleTheNonVirgin on Aug 20, 2006 08:56:46
1)
The talk that a parent (usually a mother) gives her daughter/son
on the night of their first date, containing
safe sex, or abstinence. The whole point of the 'birds and bees' is to convince you NOT to have sex.
2)The most annoying talk in the world.
Example:
1) Mom- Honey,
we need to talk.
Daughter- Mom, I DON'T want the 'birds and the bees' talk.
Mom- But you need to know not to have sex. You could get pregnant and die!
Daughter- We're JUST going to
a friend's house for a small
get-together.
Mom- Are there going to be a lot of boys there?
Daughter- No Mom, it's a nun club.
the birds and the bees
by Mike Garee on Oct 13, 2003 09:09:23
noun. 1. pertaining to two types of winged animals, known for their contrary mating habits. 2. metaphor - pertaining to the delicate time in a
young man's life when he begins to notice females in a 'special way,' seeing them not as harbingers of
cooties, but as 'totally wordboneable.' Specifically, it refers to the
courtship and love-making act commonly engaged in while in the backseat of his father's Buick.
Example:
1. "It must be spring," cried Billy. "Look at all the birds and the bees!" 2. "Son, you are
coming of age now, and, well, um, I think we need to have 'The Talk.' You know, about the birds and the bees," said Father.
"
Aww shit,"
thought Son. "I wish I were wasted right now."
the birds and the bees
by Sex Ed. Teacher on Oct 08, 2003 10:32:58
slang term used often by parents to explain sex.
the bee is the male becuase of his
stinger (being the males penis) and the bird is the woman getting
stung (or fucked).