the bee

Another way to say brb (be right back).



The Bees and the Bees
Version of the "Birds and the Bees" sex talk that parents give children. Previously taboo, more and more parents feel the need to educate their children on not just when a man loves a woman, but when a man loves a man, and a woman loves a woman.

The Bees and the Bees would be two men, because of the stingers typifying a penis. Also, a bird is a slang term in 60's Britain for a woman, so the Birds and the Birds would most likely be the lesbians.

See also "The Birds and the Birds."
Example:
In today's modern society, it is important that your son know not only about "The Birds and the Bees," but also about "The Bees and the Bees."


Bee
According to all known laws
of aviation,

there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.

Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.

The bee, of course, flies anyway

because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.

Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.
Example:
Bee


bees
bees
Example:
Guy 1: "Bees?"
Guy 2 "Bees.


Bee
Bee is a very... uh special person. They are very sensitive and loving even though it doesn’t seem that way sometimes. Bee doesn’t really know when to stop, for example Bee can take busting your balls to far and make you feel bad or when they try to help people it seems like they’re just trying to get into your businesses but they’re just trying to help. Bee is very easy to become friends with but has a tough time making friends on their own due to their extreme social anxiety and other mental disorders. Bee takes a lot of things as jokes and a lot of the time takes jokes to far, Bee can also be mean without knowing that they’re being mean. Bee is very tidy and is also extremely stressed. Bee is fragile very fragile they can’t take a lot of things the world throws at them. Bee may seem rambunctious or chill there is no in between Bee also most likely identifies as art hoe aesthetic. Bee struggles with a lot of thoughts about sexuality, mental illness, art and thinking that they are a burden. Bee is a great friend but not a great role model, Bee is a great artist but not a great teacher. The most important thing that you should know about bee is that once you start playing a part in their life they will start to love you
Example:
“Man, Bee is an amazing friend.”


NOT THE BEES
A fad on the internet based off the movie "The Wicker Man". It is often accommodated by obnoxious screaming, along with "Killing me won't bring your honey back!""Their in my eyes!" and "The goggles, they do nothing!"
Example:
Guy1- Hey look, there's a bee's nest!
Guy2- NOT THE BEES!! AAAUUUHHH AAAUUUHH THEIR IN MY EYES, AAAUUUHHH *drops to the ground and crawls away*


Bees
Contrary to popular belief, bees aren’t just merciless bugs that sting just because they can. They *dont want* to sting you, because if they do they will die immediately. They are actually more scared of you than you are of them. If you threaten them, they have no choice but to use their self defense. So if a bee lands on you or is just getting on your nerves, stay completely calm and still. If you do get stung, again don’t panic. *Do not* pinch the stinger and pull it out. This will inject the poison, which is what makes a sting hurt so bad. Instead, scrape out the stinger with your fingernail.

Bees are actually vital to the envirement. While making honey, they pollinate crops. Without them, our whole food system would fall apart, bringing with it the industry and income of millions of crops.

Bees are hardworking insects that produce honey. If you own a beehive, you can harvest beeswax, honey, and even propolis-but only after your bees get through the winter. With this, you can make jars of honey, candles, and other things even including chapstick.
Example:
Guy 1: did you know without bees we wouldn’t have pizza?
Guy 2: yeah we wouldn’t have a lot of things

Guy 1: let’s be nicer
Guy 2: we could go find a local class to see if we would be good beekeepers
Guy 1: great idea


The Bee
You pour honey over your dick, she sucks it off and when shes done, you jab her in the eye with your dick just like a bee stinger.
Example:
i used the bee on her


Bee
Bee, a funny, kind, and caring person. But watch out if you get on her bad side, she won't give two fucks about you. She's kind, but just don't get on her bad side. Most of the time she doesn't care about people who talk shit about her.
Example:
Wow, Bee is really admirable.


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