Board game
A discrete way of implying sex, used to avoid potentially awkward situations involving parents or people you dont know. Also useful for texting for people who have troubles with getting their texts to the right person.board game
board game bender
A debauchery where groups of people get together to play board games for a particularly long extended period of time. Typically lasts more than 24 hours or 2-3 day weekend and most of the time is dedicated to board games aside from eating, sleeping or using the bathroom.
Example:
Would you like to be invited to Summer's board game bender? We will be starting on Friday and it will be going on for the whole weekend. Bring your favorite games!
Would you like to be invited to Summer's board game bender? We will be starting on Friday and it will be going on for the whole weekend. Bring your favorite games!
board games
Example:
board games?
board games?
Board games
only the most edgiest people use this and is one those items that your idiot parents are telling you to do every single hour while you are playing fortnite with headphones that are blasting in your ears the careless whisper and then you think someone is in the room but then no one is MAGIC so then you keep playing fortnite but then realising someone is knocking on the door and you open it and its your girlfriend and you were going to take her out today so you said come play fortninte but this girl is not some gamer girl she is a person with no regret in hurting someone and your girlfriend had hurt your best friend in the third grade and then once you told him you have a girlfriend with that person you then regret telling him that because now you have no friend and then you eventually say i give up and then you killed
bar bored/board games
Things that people use who cannot communicate to pass the time with another. Seriously Backgammon and Bourbon?
Example:
Sara knew the night was beat when her date suggested going to Frank's Place because it had bar bored/board games.
Sara knew the night was beat when her date suggested going to Frank's Place because it had bar bored/board games.
Fuck Board Game Night
To stay in with your partner and engage in sexual activities instead of going to an event that you RSVP'd to
Example:
person1: Aww man why didnt (name) show up tonight?
person2: Him and his girlfriend pulled a Fuck Board Game Night
person1: Aww man why didnt (name) show up tonight?
person2: Him and his girlfriend pulled a Fuck Board Game Night
Bangable Board Game
Board Game Whiner
Someone who complains about losing, rather than keeping a clear head and choosing to continue the game. Can be used to describe political debates, multiplayer video games, sports, and other competitive activities.
Example:
Person A: *disagrees with person B*
Person B: Youre a fucking asshole!! Are you trying to ruin freedom of speech??!!!!
Person A: Continues using their first amendment rights while Person B throws a fit.
Gym class fag 1: It's total bullshit that girls gotta do knee pushups
Gym class fag 2: Fuck this class! My moms gonna call the school tomorrow...
Gym class girl: Im gonna do full pushups because I feel like it...
Every gamer with 12 year olds in the lobby:
Fuckin' board game whiners...
Person A: *disagrees with person B*
Person B: Youre a fucking asshole!! Are you trying to ruin freedom of speech??!!!!
Person A: Continues using their first amendment rights while Person B throws a fit.
Gym class fag 1: It's total bullshit that girls gotta do knee pushups
Gym class fag 2: Fuck this class! My moms gonna call the school tomorrow...
Gym class girl: Im gonna do full pushups because I feel like it...
Every gamer with 12 year olds in the lobby:
Fuckin' board game whiners...