Boats

Something you say when things go your way



Boats
1. An extremely flexible word with a plethora of possible usages, similar to shit

2. Something to be amazed by... usually of poor quality, but in some circumstances may be quite excellent.

3. A name/title/nickname

4. An exclamation blurted randomly, along the same lines as Sabu, Uggaburst or Uggathought

5. The reply to any question ever answered.
Example:
In Amazement:
"Lookit d'ammouna boats...holy crap...holy shit....z'allll boats"
"Dat is coolage"
"all doze lites are boats"

As a negative:
"What a POS.. that shit is boats!"
"Fucking boathead! What a Fucked up fuckup monkey fuck!"

As a positive:
"My new car rocks man, it is totally boats!"
"Thank you a meal for the boat!!"
"I like Dat!"

As a nickname:
"Hey Boats, you comin' or what?"
"What up there Boats?"


On the boat
Being considered a male or female tennis player of endurance, character,
substance, gusto and verve - someone that can be depended on in moments of pressure in the high storms, a team player and one that could follow the
orders of the skipper no matter what.

To qualify to get "on the boat" you need to be nominated, rated and approved by Catherine Whitaker, David Law and Matt Roberts from the best tennis podcast in the world: The Tennis
Podcast - only then will Dad Whitaker consider your application.

Dad Whitaker has a boat and
he needs only the elite tennis players, hand picked, to be his crew to take on the turmoil oceans of the ATP and WTA.


Boat is
Is a Norwegian ice cream thats shaped as an boat.

Is = ice cream.

It started on artige.no when people sent in pictures of "eg skal ha ein boat is". Meaning I want a boat ice cream.
Example:
Eg skal ha ein boat is.


on a boat
An alternative way to say "on a roll". Things are going incredibly well for you and nobody can touch you, because you're on a motherfuckin boat.
Example:
I just got promoted at my job and scored a hot date tomorrow, I'm on a boat!


Boat
Noun, acronym for Bit Of A Twat.

In order to convey degree of twatness, one may use other marine vessels of varying sizes.
The range spans from "dinghy" to oil "tanker"
Example:
"Don't you think Toby is a boat?"
"Charlie can be a real ship sometimes."


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