Buildups
1) When you say or indicate that you'll do something, thus 'building it up', and then don't at the last minute.2) When you do something you said you'd never do.Bullshit Buildup
A term relating to the accumulation of bullshit in a relationship, causing an individual to reconsider his or her current situation, ultimetly leading to a break up. Includes all sorts of bullshit: lying, cheating, lack of sex, ignorance, etc.
Example:
David: Hey Jimmy, why did you break up with Rachel?
Jimmy: It was bullshit buildup! I couldn't take it anymore...
David: Sucks man, better luck with the next girl.
David: Hey Jimmy, why did you break up with Rachel?
Jimmy: It was bullshit buildup! I couldn't take it anymore...
David: Sucks man, better luck with the next girl.
iPhone Buildup
When one buys an iPhone then later buys the lastest one, thus resulting in haveing unused iPhones laying around. Or just haveing 2 iPhones.
Deadly Semen Buildup
A condition of seminal fluid buildup that can lead to impaired judgment, erratic behavior, and an overall malaise that can effect men who have not experienced sexual intercourse over a protracted time frame. While masturbation can alleviate some of the symptoms associated with DSB it serves only as a treatment, not a cure. DSB can only be relieved by interaction with a sexual partner.
Example:
Rupert: Man I have so much DSB that I can't concentrate at work.
Charles: DSB? What is that?
Rupert: Deadly Semen Buildup. If I don't have sex soon with something I don't know if I will make it much longer.
Rupert: Man I have so much DSB that I can't concentrate at work.
Charles: DSB? What is that?
Rupert: Deadly Semen Buildup. If I don't have sex soon with something I don't know if I will make it much longer.
Dreaded Sperm Buildup
The affliction of mental and physical anguish experienced when it has been too long since a man experienced his last ejaculation. Blue balls is an extreme and particularly painful level of this ailment. Commonly referred to as the DSBs.
Example:
Male #1: Brent seemed particularly edgy and anxious last night at the party.
Male #2: Yes, I noticed that too and asked him about it. Apparently he was suffering from the DSBs because his girlfriend was out of town.
Male #1: That explains it. I hate the Dreaded Sperm Buildup!
Male #1: Brent seemed particularly edgy and anxious last night at the party.
Male #2: Yes, I noticed that too and asked him about it. Apparently he was suffering from the DSBs because his girlfriend was out of town.
Male #1: That explains it. I hate the Dreaded Sperm Buildup!
Toxic Sperm Buildup TSB
Scientist report that men working on oil platforms commonly suffer from a condition called TSB or Toxic Sperm Buildup.
Example:
This condition arises when the said man is separated from the woman that he loves.
Symptoms include a very ill attitude, loss of sleep, morning tent, and the symptom most dreaded by all the said mans closest friends ........phone ear.
Sadly the condition only has one cure.
Like everything else if you soak it in cider that will make it all better.
This condition arises when the said man is separated from the woman that he loves.
Symptoms include a very ill attitude, loss of sleep, morning tent, and the symptom most dreaded by all the said mans closest friends ........phone ear.
Sadly the condition only has one cure.
Like everything else if you soak it in cider that will make it all better.
DSB (Deadly Sperm Buildup)
A medically unstable condition consisting of rapidly rising levels of semen in the human body. If left untreated, it may result in loss of appetite, drowsiness and wiener paralysis. Known subjects to have suffered from DSB include Michael Jackson and Zack Stamper.
Example:
When a person is referring to a lack of intimate contact for an extended period of time, a friend may say "Whoa, I hope you don't get the DSB (Deadly Sperm Buildup) bro!"
When a person is referring to a lack of intimate contact for an extended period of time, a friend may say "Whoa, I hope you don't get the DSB (Deadly Sperm Buildup) bro!"
Accumulated Cum Buildup (ACB)
Example:
“Our co-worker Tyler seems slow and distracted. I bet he is suffering from Accumulated Cum Buildup (ACB)!”. A tribute to Jon Storm.
“Our co-worker Tyler seems slow and distracted. I bet he is suffering from Accumulated Cum Buildup (ACB)!”. A tribute to Jon Storm.