Bumper
by Pope_of_defi on Jul 03, 2023 18:35:21
(Verb) “To Bumper one’s crypto” - A
boss move of absolute brilliance where a savvy crypto holder uses the Bumper protocol to shield their tokens from the unpredictable swings of downside volatility.
Derived from the innovative
DeFi protocol, this action combines technological prowess with financial wizardry, offering a safety net in
the roller-coaster world of cryptocurrencies.
Example:
“Dude, I just Bumpered my whole
stash of
ETH. I ain’t afraid of
no bears…”
Bumper
by Jay De on Jul 19, 2009 17:17:53
A stupid,
incompetent person. Somebody who is totally uncomprehending and unaware of basic
requirements in a range of social contexts. Also, somebody who is incapable of performing routine tasks.
Used in parts of Australia as a noun ("You're a
bumper, mate!") and occasionally as an adjective, e.g "He supports a bumper football team."
Example:
"That
bloke is
useless, He's a total
bumper!"
"He's too much of a bumper to ever work that out!"
"Only a bumper wouldn't be able to do that."
"That's a bumper thing to do!"
Bumper
by bumpasumpa on Jan 18, 2011 10:30:16
A kiss
ass party classified by a small group of awesomely intoxicated college or high school students. Normally employing loud music,
innumerable amounts of alcohol, and the possible, yet probable use of marijuana. ( A small
rager).
Bumper
by Rock The Boat on Aug 30, 2009 14:25:37
Example:
"Ehhhh Cuz, gudda bumper, bruz?"
"Carn Cuz, gis ya bumper---
Darnt put it out in the bin,
bruss, garn hafta gettim out cuz. Carn
gissa bumper bruz?"
Bumper
by brotherofthechamp on Sep 03, 2009 21:12:21
To "
bumper" refers to the act of collecting food left over by others after a meal in a restaurant (total strangers) and eating it yourself, without concern for potential infection. You do it after they've left but before the bus boy has cleaned up the table.
People have various "bumper lines," i.e., limits to which types of food or drink they're willing to bumper.
True "
bumpering" is done regardless of whether the bumperer has money or is hungry. It's a principle-based practice to avoid
wasting food. But hunger or poverty can also be major motivators.
Example:
"Dude,
that couple's leaving behind a whole plate of fries!"
"Go
bumper it bro!"
"Hey man, check out this sandwich I got."
"Is that a double burger with only one bite taken out?"
"Yea!"
"Oh man, what an excellent bumper."
"
You want some of this soda I bumpered?"
"No man, drinks are past my bumper lines."