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CHORTLES

The act of blowing a beverage of choice into an anus, and letting it blow back into your mouth.

Chortle

by Sodonim on Jul 30, 2020 23:33:55

The should-have-been word given to a laugh that we say instead of do.

Example:
Real people:'laughs'
Benedict Solution Preposterous Ivy Harvard Jeeves Monocle Tophat Thee IV: I am s'rry. Is this a joketh yond i am too rich to und'rstand? Chortle Chortle

chortle

by Shin Akuma on Nov 04, 2003 08:35:40

A comination of chuckling and snorting. Ususally designated as a description of a weird laugh.

Example:
"You are soo high!" the Albanian foreign exchange student chortled.

the chortle

by Anonymous on May 15, 2003 01:49:08

The chortle is dipping one's balls into a glass of bubbly while she blows bubbles through a straw and jerks you off

Example:

Chortle

by Rc__ on Nov 01, 2017 09:08:30

Sucking dick in an aggressive manner, often times going down the throat.

Example:
"Damn dude, Stacy chortled my balls last night."
"Nice man, but watch out, she's a hoe."

Chortle

by jacksonk12 on May 17, 2011 11:19:43

a manly chuckle

Example:
Robert has such a nice chortle

chortle

by zimman on Aug 03, 2005 08:10:28

To laugh

NB. This word is found only in certain British boy's comics, namely the Dandy and the Beano. It is extremely rare to use it in normal speech, unless inviting laughter.

Example:
"That was so funny!", Sam chortled.

chortle

by Abbygail on Mar 17, 2007 11:31:36

a chortle is a gleeful chuckle or laugh you make when you REALLY enjoy something.

like CHORTLES!

Example:
CHORTLES! yay this candy is amazing.

chortles

by Roberto Joolez on Nov 07, 2004 16:24:43

Noun: Not quite pants, not quite shorts, only for men, only is beige.
Noun: The type of laughter that is silent then turns into a series of grunts.

This originated in Minneapolis, a group of kids wore the same set of shorts/pants everyday, and always made this kid laugh the same kind of way. Thus, his laugh matched the sound "Chortle" and "Chortle" acurately described the pant/shorts.

Example:
1. "Yo skinny man, you better put some sunblock on your lower calves if you plan on wearing those chortles."

2."Mutherfucker, don't chortle when I'm talking to you, this is serious."

Chortle

by Toute boarder on Dec 19, 2009 14:30:27

Webster defines this as a combination of the words chuckle and snort. This would apply especially to the action of smoking ganja and trying not to cough.

This term was frequently used in the Colorado high country by powder skiing hedonists late in the last millennium.

Example:
After boarding the gondola car, we weren't to the first tower yet when the telemark skier pointed an acrylic tube in my direction and said "chortle"?

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