snails

"snails" is the common name for non-existent ridiculous currencies from fiction books, movies and video-games.



Snailing
The action of a woman dragging her vaginal area over a surface. Resulting in a residual trail of bodily fluids being left behind.
Example:
Ashley: Our boss is a dick!
Lauren: Yea! Im planning on snailing his desk as soon as the asshole leaves!


snailed
When your woman has dragged her naked, aroused pussy across part of your body, leaving a snail trail, you can say you've been snailed.
Example:
After I fucked her, Vivian snailed my leg. I had to take a shower to get the sticky pussy juice out of my leg hair.


snail
Smart and social animal. They like to eat jellyfish and dinosaurs. Snails live in big houses with gardens. Sometimes their house is set near a waterpool but as it is quite dangerous, not many settle there. One day the snails will rule the world, but not tomorrow because tomorrow is moving day. French also like to eat snails.
Example:
Oh look at that enormous snail! He is so superior and impressive! I'm going to buy him some dinosaur nuggets.


Snail
When someone pretends to give you a fist bump but at the last moment goes under and sticks out two fingers, making a snail. One person's fist is the shell and other person's hand makes up the body, with the fingers as the eye stalks.
Example:
Trying to snail Maya, Jay accidentally poked her left breast instead.


Snailing
Resembles Planking, but you raise your butt in the air, tilt you'r head to the side and put your hands straight behind. Snaily.
Example:
Guy 1: Hey man you wana come planking?
Guy 1: Fuck planking, im into snailing!


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