shrivelled

What happens to a nutsack and schlong when all vitality is lost and the desire for sweet booty dissipates.



Shrivelled
A state of being, only diagnosed after a series of extremely poor/ smelly performances in an entities personal/ professional life. Being shrivelled is synonymous with cases exhibiting high levels of stupidity, disability or muppetry. As shrivellism is highly contagious to the un-shrivelled, care must be taken to isolate, and in extreme cases incinerate, any shrivelled being found to be wriggling in the nearby vicinity.
Example:
Shrivelled man: Lewis, I just shat in the sink.

Lewis: Wow, that's shrivelled mate


Shriveled
It is a state of being, where it is cold, and someone pants you and your dick and balls are very shrunken.
Example:
Eric Powell often has very shriveled dick and balls.
Dude, why would you do that when my dick and balls are shriveled


shrivels
Shrivels (shrëv-ELS)

When a woman is good looking, so she turns you on, but then she opens her mouth, and she’s so offensive, it makes your dick shrivel.
Example:
For example:

One: did you see that hot ass bitch back there?

Two - yeah, I know her from back in the day. She’s hot til she opens her mouth, then she gives me the shrivels.

One - damn yo.


shrivel dick
The act of sexual intercourse despite a male's inability to become sexually aroused by their partner.
Example:
"Jody totally wants my d"
"What are you waiting for? Make a move!"
"I don't know I'm not really attracted to her I doubt I could even get hard."
"Don't let that stop you, just shrivel dick her!"


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