assumation

to assume



Assume
assume = to make an 'ass' out of 'u' and 'me'.
Example:


Assume
to make an ass out of u and me.
verb. To believe something is true based upon general unproven observations and reports.
Coining up a foolish, humorous insinuation about somebody or something that is probably not valid.
To make a complete idiot out of yourself or another person by saying that something happened that didn't.
Example:
I am assuming we're going to have wonderful weather today.
Assume.


assume
verb. To believe something is true based upon general unproven observations and reports.
Example:
Ted assumed blondes are more fun than brunettes.

Bill: "Ted, so how did your date go with that hot blonde?"
Ted: "Dude, she was such a dud and boring as hell. I think I will go back to my brunette girl who's way more exciting."



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