coldwater
A village of 1100 people in Ontario,
Candada. 150 kms north of Toronto. Coldwater is known for awsome sod, hicks, bankrobberies, the dentist office being blown up when the methlab in the basement went
arye, and Rivers the local watering hole. Also made infamous by a robbery spree carried out by a local
street hero known as "squirell" and his female aquaintance. They were deamed by the papers "The modern day
Bonny and Clyde." ...unfortunatley these two fuck ups were so stupid and high they used a needle as a weapon to threaten the clerks of the 5 convienience stores they robbed without masks they we soon identified.
coldwater
by screwyoucavs on Mar 11, 2011 07:40:24
a small
mid west Ohio town. Many families are incest, your uncle may also be your father. All the guys are WHITE and they they are "gangster" if you don't have
crew cut black socks and a flat bill you cant be from
Coldwater. although incest they do produce a cute girl from time to time
Example:
Girl 1 "hey i found you a guy from
Coldwater would you
wana meet him?"
Girl 2 "
hell no he lost his virginity to his mother!!!"
Coldwater
by Eugene Wallace on Aug 14, 2009 09:38:58
A
hick town in southern Michigan. Knows best for their corn fields and meth labs. On any given weekend you're sure to find a bunch of
coked up local drunks hanging out a shitty bar called 'Sirens' or in the parking lot of a Taco Bell Restaurant. Or the cool thing to really do is walk around Walmart and act cool.
And like its neighbor city in Ohio, the majority of the people born there will remain there for the rest of their lives because to them, Coldwater is the only world worth living in.
Coldwater
by I love Coldwater on Feb 28, 2008 05:05:06
A small town in
Ohio known for its drinking and lack of class. People that live in Coldwater consider
Wal-Mart a mall and McDonalds a fine restaurant to take a date to. They are extremely ignorant, racist, and have a strong inability to
comprehend what is going on in the rest of the world. The majority of the people born there will remain there for the rest of their lives because to them, Coldwater is the only world worth living in.
Example:
Brad: Hey
Brooke want to
go shopping in Coldwater!?
Brooke: Sure! I heard Walmart is having a big
sale!
Coldwater
by disappointed anonymous on Dec 29, 2010 11:24:30
This is an awesome city in the western region of Ohio. They are well known for their athletic abilities and
good school district. Although many of them are
scrubby, most are pretty cool coming from someone who's been there before. Contrary to popular belief, most people actually wind up leaving because they aren't freaking retarded. Many wind up in new states quite frankly. They also really know how to
throw a party and the cops aren't very strict.
Example:
John: Hey, wanna go to Coldwater? I know some people
down there.
Jerry: Sure! This should be awesome!
John: Yeah, he's gonna throw an awesome party. It's gonna
be sweet.
Coldwater
by SavageMcSavage on Dec 04, 2015 09:03:30
Coldwater, Ohio
by Slubby69 on Mar 21, 2017 11:03:13
Coldwater Situation
by wegmans on Oct 16, 2016 06:19:20
coldwater-cock
by Rock Thompson on Oct 27, 2006 07:50:14
Example:
The new
comedian stood on
the stage like he had coldwater-cock.
Quit standing there with your coldwater-cock and talk to that girl.
coldwater cowboy
by SEABISCUIT797 on Jul 11, 2024 02:48:51