Cap'n Crunch
When giving oral sex
to a man for a long period of time, your jaw gets tired and you accidentally
bite down. You may also do this
purposefully if the man "gets kinky"
Cap'n Crunch
by Cap'n Crack on Jul 06, 2003 12:53:42
This product may contain small amounts of addictive
crack cocaine which makes
the cock and balls
swell and put on their mean faces.
Cap'n Crunch
by Jizzle Lizzle on Mar 17, 2005 09:19:30
Another name for a
Screaming Seagull, this is a sexual move in which
2 people have sex on the beach, and the male sticks his penis in the sand and proceeds to have sex with the girl. The result is a painful experience in which the sand makes a
crunching noise inside the vagina, hence the name.
Example:
We were doing it on the beach, and I decided to get kinky and give her
a cap'n crunch.
She screamed louder than she did in bloody anal sex.
Cap'n Crunch
by Bensta on Nov 28, 2005 06:43:01
cap'n crunch
by Go Peter on Apr 25, 2003 09:21:33
cap'n crunch
by cereal killa on Jan 19, 2005 04:24:55
an obviously drunk
cartoon character used to promote the best tasting cereal line, ever. peanut butter and choco-donut
crunch mixed together and eaten with chocolate milk has been known to produce effects
in the brain associated with LSD and crack cocaine.
Example:
'... in each special marked box of
Cap'n Crunch cereal you'll find a
torch lighter and a glass
novelty tube. Imagine the uses, kids!
Cap'n Crunching
by SINJim on Feb 05, 2021 14:29:32
The act of skipping prescribed training to get to the
certification test; akin to kids who dig through a
full box of
Cap'n Crunch in order to obtain the toy at the bottom of the box before eating the cereal.
Cap'n Crunch mouth
by Carla Reyes on Dec 31, 2007 20:30:11
Cap'n Crunch mouth
by Bamafan1 on Oct 12, 2011 22:40:49
Cap'n Crunch Hole
by Seabald on Sep 14, 2016 10:27:36
Example:
Tim: Amy and I did
the Cap'n Crunch Hole last night for the first time. Boy was it fun!
Alex: Lucky!
Trevin won't do it with me.