firstness
Something that attention-seeking children write as they desperately seek a feeling of self-worth for being the first to comment on a youtube video.the first
First!
Used by the very first commenter on a blog or forum to show they beat everyone else to comment first
Example:
1st Commenter: "FIRST!"
2nd Commenter: "Omg you are so lame no one cares if you are first congrats on your non-prize winning first comment."
1st Commenter: "FIRST!"
2nd Commenter: "Omg you are so lame no one cares if you are first congrats on your non-prize winning first comment."
Firstness
Being a loser waiting in front of Best Buy for Black Friday sales not even knowing what the sales are just to be first for some bizarre twisted reason and not knowing the real reason for Thanksgiving.
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firsting
The obnoxious practice of responding to a blog post/article/video with a comment saying "first." Generally this comment will have no substance; it is about nothing other than itself. When the first spot is stolen by a non-firster a firster will often resort to "second!" or "third!"
Example:
Blogger17: Long, thoughtful post about something important
obnoxiousname666: first!
annoyedbyidiots42: damn firsters, firsting all over the place
Blogger17: Long, thoughtful post about something important
obnoxiousname666: first!
annoyedbyidiots42: damn firsters, firsting all over the place
first
Apparently sought after position of being the first person to write on an online comment section, only to use the opportunity to write "first."
Example:
Mike: "Yeah bro, I totally wrote first on that article."
Allen: "Thats not douchey at all."
Mike: "Yeah bro, I totally wrote first on that article."
Allen: "Thats not douchey at all."
First
A word that highly skilled internet commenters post on internet message boards to show their superior skills at being the first to comment on an article, blog post or other internet forum. Typically these people are highly skilled and successful individuals that are irresistible to members of the opposite sex.
FIRST!!
A term used to describe the first person to post a comment on a popular video, forum, or website. Usually used by little kids who think they are cool because they are the first of thousands to comment on something popular, when in reality no one really thinks its cool.
Example:
Comment 1: FIRST!!
Comment 2: Wow theres always someone that writes the first comment like that.
Comment 1: FIRST!!
Comment 2: Wow theres always someone that writes the first comment like that.