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Mark Sanchez

by urmomandme@69 on Jan 29, 2011 01:22:36

An overrated Gaylord Quarterback for the New York Jets. He is constantly regarded as a great player because he lead his team to 2 AFC title games, in which he got boned. He is considered by many to be the worst quarterback in the NFL. The reason why he barely wins as many games as he does is because he is surrounded by very good receivers and a top-notch running game/defense game. He's so shitty that he can't even seem to achieve a 55% completion percentage. People out in Los Angeles are stupid enough to join on the mass of retard Jets bandwagon fans because he went to USC. He loves to have FOOTlong parties with that Shrex Ryan....And yes, he is not even half Mexican...

Example:
Peyton--"Who's that giant walking green penis with the sweaty pubic hair on it's head?"

Tom--"That my good friend, is Mark Sanchez, or in simple terms, A dipshit."

Mark Sanchez

by BennyG93 on Jan 28, 2010 02:00:43

Mark Sanchez is the quarterback for the New York Jets. He was drafted in 2009 as their starting quarterback, with a 5 year deal of 5 million dollars, the most money anyone has ever made on the Jets roster in franchise history. He is an excellent quarterback, who was able to bring his team (who many took for granted would not enter the playoffs) all the way to the AFC championship, where his team was defeated by the Indianapolis Colts due to continuous slant procedures exercised by Peyton Manning. He is 1/4 Mexican. He is NOT Jewish.

Example:
The New York Jets gave the Chargers a "Dirty Sanchez" (Mark Sanchez) after their defeat in the divisional finals.

The Mark Sanchez

by The Pink Manther on Aug 28, 2009 00:03:35

The distant cousin of the dirty sanchez, The Mark Sanchez (or as it is also known, The #6) involves a dude anally plowing his gal and then pulling out in order to wipe shit under her eyes to achieve the 'eye black' football player look. After your girl looks like she is ready to throw that game winning touchdown pass, finish off by spraying cum all over her face and head like a celebratory bottle of victory champagne while yelling touchdown.

Example:
"Man last night I gave her The Mark Sanchez and afterwards she felt like a champion!"

"I gave her the old #6 and made her look like Mark Sanchez"

the mark sanchez

by howardversion1 on Dec 26, 2010 23:33:50

n. not to be confused with the 'dirty sanchez', this is when you pull your penis from your lovers asshole and give them a mustache with their own doo doo off of your penis.

Example:
it felt so good to have my boyfriend inside my anus, but then he gave me the mark sanchez, gross.

dirty mark sanchez

by Dirty Diggs on Jan 01, 2013 10:17:45

playing fast and loose in someone's ass, gets shit all over all everyone.

Example:
He was playing like a dirty mark sanchez and got shit everywhere.

Dirty Mark Sanchez

by Saltlick1 on Jan 26, 2011 01:16:37

When you wipe a booger on someone without them knowing it, that's called a "Dirty Mark Sanchez."

Example:
Did you see New York Jet's quarterback Mark Sanchez wipe a booger on back-up quarterback Mark Brunell during the AFC Conference Game? That's what I call a "Dirty Mark Sanchez."

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